Tuesday, August 22, 2006


New bride/amatuer porn star Pamela Anderson’s digital camera has been stolen, and regrettably, there may or may not be some dirty pictures missing. Celebslam reports
Just before her wedding to KID ROCK, PAM ANDERSON discovered her digital camera was missing - and freaked! Admitting to pals that the hard drive’s packed with some very risque scenes, the buxom blonde bombshell - who entertained millions on the Web with that sizzling, bare-all home video she made with shudder-bug co-star TOMMY LEE — tore her house apart in a desperate search for the camera, but it hasn’t turned up… and now she’s horrified at the thought that it might have been lost or stolen during her prenuptial Saint Tropez yacht vacation with The Kid! Oo-la-la! (Keep your eyes on the Internet, folks.)
I will definitely keep my eye peeled for those ill-gotten pics of "Pam looking slutty" on the internet. I'm sure I'll recognize those stolen photos the second I see them.



Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Pictures of Pam looking slutty?? On the internet???

I refuse to believe can't be true. Damn you lying celebrity blogs!!

6:47 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

Are there any other kinds of pictures of Pam Anderson?

8:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She looks like a tranny there, gross.

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hey, freakshow! You ain't going nowhere! I got you for three minutes--three minutes of PLAYTIME! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Name that movie.

9:58 AM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

There ain't much we haven't seen of this chick. She shouldn't worry.

10:18 AM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

I agree Jane. Considering we've all seen the insides of Pam's vagina, I don't really see what there is to worry over.

11:03 AM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

i have it on good authority that "OUR" tranny is much, much better looking.

besides, he's got corndogs.

mmmm-mmmm coorrn-dooggs.

5:27 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

dang, sonya, you got me. i'll bet i know that one, too.

c'mon, give.

6:55 PM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

Our Tranny is quite attractive and he's disease free too. Or so he told me that one night in Tiajuana...

7:45 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

hmmm. wouldn't your luscious chocolate coating melt in TJ?

oh. maybe that was the plan. sorry.

carry on.

8:05 PM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

That just makes me deliciously sticky!

11:21 PM  

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