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Monday, August 07, 2006

PAPAL SMEAR

Apparently, insulting Jesus is a big part Madonna's new "Confessions Tour." People magazine reports,
"Madonna staged a mock-crucifixion in the Italian capital on Sunday, ignoring a storm of protest and accusations of blasphemy from the Roman Catholic Church. In a sold-out stadium just a mile from Vatican City, the lapsed-Catholic diva wore a fake crown of thorns as she was raised on a glittery cross during the Rome stop of her worldwide [tour]."
I guess pointy bras and crotch-grabbing have lost their taboo, along with feigning masturbation and making out with "black Jesus." Nothing sells records and concert tickets like taking a metaphorical dump on the biggest figure in Christianity.

How will she "out-shock" on her next tour? Where can she go from here? Maybe she could set fire to an effigy of Martin Luther King while wearing a glittery Grand Wizard's hood. Or maybe pretend to go down on Mother Teresa's corpse, or -- my personal favorite -- wear American soldier fatigues and give "Muhammad" a lap dance, then ball-gag him and let her male dancers take turns thrusting their pelvises at him. The "Great Satan Tour." Controversy, baby! It sells.



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8 Comments:

Anonymous dsquared said...

Great Satan Tour -- LMAO!!!

10:30 AM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

Nobody has the balls to tell Madge that a) she is so over the hill, her concerts are a sorry mix of comedy and tragedy and b) she is a boring bitch that needs to be punched in the twat, just like Mariah...

and, my friends, I have those balls. Just not the means to meet the cunt. But if I did.... hoo, mama, watch out.

11:34 AM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

I know you have the balls, LadyJane. The were attached to that anatomically correct penis dildo we delighted in that weekend in Rio. You know, the one with all the veins.

12:03 PM  
Anonymous Tranny said...

I have gone down on Mother T's corpse. "but she was so old, what did it taste like?"

Depends.

12:43 PM  
Anonymous franz liebkind said...

Depends! Funny shit.

1:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your blog rocks! I'm glad your back.

Papal Schmear -- isn't that a cream cheese flavor you can get at Bruegger's? I hear it tastes like shame and damnation.

6:41 PM  
Anonymous Zanna said...

Spanky..you actually have some good ideas there about the tour..it WOULD fucking work and it WOULD fucking sell. You should call Madonna up.

7:36 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

tranny, that was awesome.
zanna, you're right, people would absolutey sign up for that.

i seriously hate madonna. or whatever she's calling herself these days. always have. she thinks she's controversial, but she's just plain tacky (take that either way).
i still hate her more than mel, but mel's pulling up a close second.

8:47 PM  

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