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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

PARAMOUNT CUTS TOM CRUISE'S PURSE STRINGS

The executives at Viacom -- the parent company of Paramount -- have cut their ties to Tom Cruise's production company, Cruise/Wagner Productions. Viacom cited Cruise's erratic behavior over the last year as the impetus for the split in "The Wall Street Journal." TMZ reports
"Sumner Redstone, chief honcho at Viacom, reportedly believed Cruise's antics -- including his now infamous appearances on 'Oprah' and 'Today' -- had a negative impact on the bottom line for "Mission Impossible III." Redstone said, 'As much as we like him personally, we thought it was wrong to renew his deal. Redstone told The Wall Street Journal: 'His recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount.'"
Cruise/Wagner produced several blockbusters for Paramount, including "Top Gun," "Mission Impossible" and "Days of Thunder." Unfortunately, even having generated nearly 15% of Paramount's total theatrical revenues over the past ten years doesn't quite cover the PR cost of employing a placenta-eating, closet-gay, couch-jumping glib-accusing Scientologist weirdo. That's the industry, man.


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20 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

He can kiss his movie star career goodbye.

7:56 AM  
Anonymous dsquared said...

That explains the strained expression in that earlier post.

8:19 AM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

Ok I really didnt even finish reading this post I just wanted to add that upon reading the name of the production company I for some reason assumed the name was Wanger instead of Wagner.
Cruise and Wang working together.

8:42 AM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

I predict gay porn next: Missionary Possible...

8:48 AM  
Anonymous gemble said...

... or "GAYS of Thunder."

9:33 AM  
Anonymous gemble said...

Also, "Top Buns".

9:33 AM  
Anonymous italian stallion said...

Can't forget these:

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The Sperm (The Firm)
It's Raining Men (Rain Man)
Fag and Gay (Far And Away)
Vanilla Guy

10:02 AM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Oh well, At least Tom will have more time now to create the next Galactic Confederacy and become the next Lord Xenu.

11:08 AM  
Anonymous ninja's grandma said...

I once rented the "Gal-ass-tic Cunt-federacy." Not the same thing, but still good.

12:06 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

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12:59 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

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1:41 PM  
Anonymous Stallion said...

Evil, good at what?

3:08 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Good at having a firm grip on all the gay porn that is out there in the universe!!!!

4:25 PM  
Anonymous Stallion said...

I obviously just took names of his movies and added a cock ninja twist to them...........

5:16 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Stallion: I love a good twist, and a good pull from time to time. Thanks for thinking of me.

Anyone for a reach-around?

ninj

6:00 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

So, he is no longer on Paramount's short list?

6:11 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

ninj

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I have proof"



love ya ninj xoxo

6:31 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

see, y'all don't even need me!

sorry i wasn't more clear, stallion.

but i'll still respect you in the morning.



buns

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