SPANK CHEEKS

Thursday, August 10, 2006

A PARISIAN RUSE?

So the feud between former BFF's and "Simple Life" co-stars Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie might have been a publicitiy stunt to improve ratings for their shitty show. According to In Touch Weekly, the two faux-Aryan praying mantises were
"forced to exchange words on the season finale of “The Simple Life: ‘Til Death Do Us Part. 'Nicole, we have to talk,' Hilton says to Richie in the August 13 episode. 'This has got to stop.' Then the screen fades to black."
Oooh. Did you get goosebumps when you read that? Because I did. I got goosebumps... and the "hot spits"... and a serious case of the shits. I imagine "liquid feces" are a pretty common physical reaction to that kind of douchebaggery.

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15 Comments:

Anonymous ninja's grandma said...

I thought I had eaten a bad burrito, but it turns out reading a chapter of "The Truth About Diamonds" is the same as a teaspoon of Metamucil.

8:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nic-ho to Parisite: "Smile you fucking whore or I'll punch your teeth out. I'm broke god damnit! Broke! I wont be able to afford to drink $5 bottled water and get that Louis Vuitton headstone unless I finish this season"

Parisite to Nic-ho: *tee hee* Okay, whatever you say. Hey, where can I score some of that meth you've been using? Anna Nicole went and got knocked up so I cant get it from her anymore and I think I need to lose a few pounds.

8:55 AM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

OH!!! That's why. I thought it was just my irritable bowel acting up again.

8:59 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

I usually only get the "hot spits" after a night of heavy drinking. Or watching a Simple Life marathon on E!

9:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You talk about not wanting to bring people over here from the Fish!
Go to the "Paris Hilton gets a ticket" thread, read comment #45.

9:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. I really do have irritable bowel and I really did end up running to the bathroom for a little game of "paint the toilet" within minutes of reading this. Coincidence??

9:30 AM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

Shit I accidentally posted that last post anonymous.

9:31 AM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

That picture is weird......

I know which one has the herpes but,
I wonder which one has the penis?

9:42 AM  
Anonymous tp21 said...

Fucking trolls... post the same shit on evry fucking post..

Anyway, paint the toilet! I'll have to remember that.

P.S. Stallion, I'm pretty sure Paris has the penis. I saw that picture where she had the balls.

10:54 AM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

Wow, Tp21, she gets nastier and nastier!!!!!
Thanks for clearing that up for me.....

2:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are the "hot spits?"

2:41 PM  
Anonymous monkey love said...

I think it's the warmish mucous you get right before you barf.

6:04 PM  
Anonymous Tranny said...

When did the son of ...Lye-O-No Rich-He (thanks hooked on ebonics) become a blonde white "girl"? That's all I wanna know. Well that and the average rainfall in the Amazon River basin, and, if the moon has damn near zero gravity, why is there enough dust on it to leave a footprint.

But mainly, why is a black man's son a white girl?

9:32 PM  
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