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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

THE PASSION OF THE GIBSON

The upcoming issue of The National Enquirer claims that "driving around wasted" and "tirading against the Jews" is hardly the worst of Mel Gibson's problems. Apparently, Gibson also likes "blow" and "pussy-other-than-his-wife's." MSNBC reports
"'...[Gibson] has indulged in years of cocaine and booze binges and torrid extramarital affairs. His religious fanaticism cloaked a dark, desperate soul who was capable of horrendous rage and bigotry — fueled by massive amounts of booze, drugs, and available women,' a 'Malibu friend' told the tab, which goes on to detail alleged incidents of cocaine use and womanizing. 'Mel is his own worst enemy,' opines the friend. 'His downfall has revealed a complicated, seedy secret life he kept from everyone.'"
Well, given that this information is coming from The Enquirer, you pretty much know it's the gospel truth. They know all about hard-hitting journalism over there. Like the Elvis-alien baby and that dude who found a tiny mermaid in his can of sardines. So, in conclusion, per The National Enquirer, Mel Gibson is a racist, drunken, coked-up whoremonger. Contact his agent about hiring him for children's birthday parties and bar mitzvahs.

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13 Comments:

Anonymous jesus said...

Is that Mel's mugshot? I take it he's an "autumn".

7:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bar mitzvah's- LOL

8:00 AM  
Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

I believe it, what's not to believe?

8:22 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

I found a tiny mermaid in my toilet! How do I contact these guys?

8:53 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Walrus. You can create a blogger account for free, so you don't have to use Bagadouche.com to make your name that pretty blue color.

Go to
http:/www.blogger.com/home

At the bottom right where it says "If you're not a blogger user please sign up here" Do it than you can create a profile etc. and not be a douchebag...

plus I think it will be easier for 'spanks' to track the trolls.

ninj

P.s. thanks for posing as me yesterday you fucking asswipe!!!

9:29 AM  
Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

But I am a Douchebag asswipe.

9:31 AM  
Anonymous mp said...

You forgot to mention the 8lb man that was found inside a woman's vagina... funny shit though

I wonder if he does any Wedding Singeresque routines

9:41 AM  
Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

Speaking of trolls, there's one above me!
I'm not a Doucebag asswipe.
I'm either a douchebag or an asswipe... never both!

Thanks for the tip "cock"

9:43 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Now we're even douchebag and or asswipe. HE HE HE

ninj

11:12 AM  
Anonymous foxbottom said...

I disagree. I believe "asswipe" and "douchebag" are synonymous. Like "Britney Spears" and "lardass."

11:13 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Foxbottom, I like your name. Who are you? So I know whose ass I'm eating?

11:50 AM  
Anonymous foxbottom said...

I am simply "foxbottom." A friend of mine told me about the blog and I've been hooked ever since. i visited the superficial, since all of you seem to come from there, but it sucked.

1:47 PM  
Anonymous tp21 said...

I had a foxbottom, but it bit me on the chin and I had to put it down.

9:11 PM  

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