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Friday, August 25, 2006

PETE DOHERTY COKES UP A KID

Pete Doherty can't seem to keep his nose clean. Literally.

A security guard at the Priory Clinic caught him sneaking cocaine to a teenager in the middle of the night. After the "incident" with the nurse earlier this week, Doherty was supposed to be tightly supervised during 10pm to 8am curfew. The Sun reports
"[Doherty] managed to sneak into the adolescent addiction unit of the North London clinic on Tuesday. Doherty, 27, was hauled before rehab bosses and told he would be banned from EVERY Priory in the UK if he re-offended. A source said: 'Pete’s been drinking in The Last Chance Saloon for years. This is it. He has broken his bail by having drugs and shown contempt for the law and morality yet again. These are impressionable kids addicted to drugs. The last thing they need is a junkie rock star turning up with a wrap of cocaine.'"
Pete Doherty is slowly moving from "strung-out musician" to "that weirdo at the play ground who offers kiddies drugs and sprays people with blood and smells like piss and mumbles incoherently." And let me tell you, it's pretty hard to bounce back from being "that weirdo." It's taken me nearly three years. For the record, though, I never smelled like piss. Vomit, maybe, but not piss. That's just disgusting.

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30 Comments:

Anonymous easy e said...

How the hell is this guy not in jail? How is it celebrities can push dope on kids and not get incarcerated? I thought you weren't allowed to even HAVE drugs within 100 feet of a playground. But you can hand drugs to a minor and get a slap on the wrist? WTF??

7:55 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

DIE, MOTHERFUCKER, DIE!!!!!!!!

8:01 AM  
Anonymous moley russells wart said...

That faggot has some serious moles.

8:16 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

People who smell like piss don't really know they smell like piss, just like most really pretty girls don't know they have pretty ugly feet.

ninj

11:45 AM  
Anonymous ninja's grandma said...

There you are ninja, you squirrelly little bastard! My crotch needs waxing.

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Zanna said...

I do not have ugly feet!

12:29 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Zanna: You are one of the few women whose toes I would gladly suck. But that's only if you smell like piss. mmmm urine.

And speaking of piss-- Grandma you incontinent slut you don't need a waxer you need a tanner for that leathery snatch.

mmmm post-menopausal-leathery-snatch.

ninj

12:44 PM  
Anonymous petemclochness said...

I wonder if he has ever tried to get Kate Moss's daughter coked up?

1:11 PM  
Anonymous petemclochness said...

I wonder if he has ever tried to get Kate Moss's daughter coked up?

1:11 PM  
Anonymous Stallion said...

What a fucking idiot, enough is enough...............

5:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's been like six posts this week alone.

5:51 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Sounds like he has almost killed off his brain cells. He needs to just OD so Kate and I have a chance!

CN, I can see you saying that to Grandma, wax in hand.

5:52 PM  
Anonymous ninja's mom said...

Ninja, when your done eating your grandmother's beav, get over her and lance my syphilitic ulcers. There oozing all over the place. The entire house smells like your underpants.

Pete Doherty is one useless fucktard.

7:20 PM  
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10:40 PM  
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11:32 PM  
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9:21 AM  
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9:51 AM  
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10:28 AM  
Anonymous Zanna said...

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10:29 AM  
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12:32 PM  
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1:21 PM  
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1:23 PM  
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10:11 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

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1:25 AM  
Blogger smellypiratehooker said...

You're really going places if you can't keep the haters away. Losers love to anonymously attack strangers. It boosts the self-esteem. Like waxing your balls, or airbrushing abdominal muscles.

5:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pete doherty, what a legend, i hope he gives drugs out to everyone

11:52 AM  

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