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Monday, August 28, 2006

PHOTO OP FOR THE STALLION


Guess who mysteriously couldn't make it to the premiere of her own movie? Kate Hudson skipped out of the London debut of "You, Me and Dupree" on August 22, fueling the rumors of an affair with her on-screen co-star Owen Wilson. The Butterscotch Stallion made it to the U.K., but for some reason, he refused to be photographed standing next to a picture of Kate while on the red carpet. Us Weekly reports
"When photographers tried to shoot the cast standing next to the film’s enlarged promotional poster, Wilson refused to stand next to Poster Kate and pushed costar Michael Douglas into that spot instead."
Pretty fucking clever, that guy. There's no way he's porking Kate Hudson if nobody can get a picture of them together. He could probably rob a bank or maybe even kill a puppy, just as long as nobody photographed him standing next to the victims. Or pictures of the victims. I think the French call that a "Trompe L'Oeil." Loosely translated, "A Sure-Fire Way to Trick Retarded People."

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12 Comments:

Anonymous nyla said...

I love Owen Wilson! He has that sweet easygoing charm. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but still.

7:41 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

I think that feeling your feeling is called 'shame', Owen.

8:39 AM  
Blogger sonya said...

I hate Michael Douglas. His little bird neck creeps me out. I get a visual of a scrawny featherless birdie with his face sitting in a nest, mouth open, peeping loudly for a chance to be mouth-fed by Catherine Zeta-Jones. *shudder*

8:39 AM  
Anonymous Zanna said...

It looks like Douglas has a vagina implant under his chin.

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

Not one of those pictures is me, but ok..............

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

"Loosely translated, "A Sure-Fire Way to Trick Retarded People."" or Katrina relief fund donors... Billions will disappear!

Jennifer Aniston and that fat bastard aren't dating either...

10:22 AM  
Blogger smellypiratehooker said...

I guess whorey freedom isn't as sweet as it looked.

10:30 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Romancing the Bone.

11:18 AM  
Anonymous GEMBLE said...

SHE HAS NO TITS.

12:43 PM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

If Michael's chin looks like the woggle under a turkey's neck, what the fuck does his ballsack look like?


Wait, I don't really want to know that answer...

6:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His sack smells of Zeta Jones puss juice. Yummy.

7:07 PM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

Jesus LadyJane, I NEVER wanted to think about his ballsack. And I am deeply disturbed by A-mous thinking about sniffing it

10:04 PM  

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