SPANK CHEEKS

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

PINK GETS A HAIRCUT

I'm not sure which famous Hollywood hair stylist is responsible for this coif, but it's absolutely stunning! With the debut of the new "inverse-mullet," Pink is now officially one set of balls away from becoming a man.


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17 Comments:

Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I like Pink, not so much the hair! She has a throaty, kind of Marlboro® smoking / Jack Daniels® drinking sounding voice.


No one can top Larry Flynt... ... "For Those Of Us Who Think Pink"

7:55 AM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Walrus, you and I are the only ones on this morning. Where is everyone else??? I need their phone numbers so I can call in wake up calls...

I thought Pink was a man? Silly me.

7:59 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

twzzl, The early bird gets the tapeworm!

I heard the 'penis-ninja' has the digits!!


To quote Steven Tyler,

♪"Pink as the bing on your cherry"♪

♪"I want to be your lover
I wanna wrap you in rubber
As pink as the sheets that we lay on
Pink its my favorite crayon, yeah"♪♪


I'll reserve the "pink"y_nip comments for -ninja!

8:47 AM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

George Michael was quoted on Extra saying "Pink had the largest penis he had ever sucked in a rest stop bathroom"............

9:01 AM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

It's a disgrace to my sexiness that this hermaphrodite uses a portion of my name.

I actually caught a piece of her "True Hollywood Story" and the reason she came up with this name is she showed some "brother" her dick/cunt and he said "awwwww... it's pink".

9:34 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Did he expect it to be purple? I know I did!

10:25 AM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

I was chased once by a purple-headed one-eyed monter. Of course running around my bed in circles is kinda like being chased.

10:28 AM  
Anonymous You know who stop playing said...

Pinky_nip was cheating on me with Barney, huh?
I'm gonna fuck him up............



Monter...LOL

10:32 AM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

Monter = Monster.

Pinky_nip = forgetful bitch when it comes to the letter "s".

11:03 AM  
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11:11 AM  
Anonymous new guy said...

I had that same haircut back in my skater days in the 80s.

11:36 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

twzzlr - The cock-ninja tells me, via a secret link, that you have the exact same hairdo sculpted on your nether regions?

1:41 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

LOL, I told cock-ninja never to tell a soul. So much for that secret.

So do you think Pink has carpet to match the curtains, or what?

3:40 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Nope, I believe she has a "twig" to match the "berries" though!!!

4:39 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

where can i get this done? i'm so over looking like a normal person (with spectacular tits)!

did anybody find my panties yet?

6:28 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Evil Bunny -- who needs panties? they just get in the way. You're lucky to be rid of them...

7:02 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

good point, twizz.

i just really hate not knowing where they are. somehow, i think ninj is to blame.

9:56 PM  

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