Friday, August 18, 2006


I'd like to take a moment to remind you what Eva Longoria acutally looks like. Without eight pounds of makeup. Before PhotoShop.

Now, here is a portion of her layout for Maxim "Airbrush" magazine:

Ah, the technology age. Making "jerking-off" easier since 1995.

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Anonymous mork said...

She is a troll with no chin.

8:31 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

Yikes, that first pic...

God, I love airbrushing. I have to admit I'd hit those last three shots. With my big enormous weiner. And then I'd remember that first picture and punch her in the throat.

8:38 AM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

Okay... which one of you creeps gave her the dirty sanchez in the first pic?

8:52 AM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

I want to see Paris Hilton sans makeup and airbrushing. I bet she's hideous!!

9:43 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Not me pinky-. I was doing the Butterscotch Stallion!


9:53 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Damn, she looks a lot like my friend Betty. She has a new sitcom out this fall, Watch it!

2:51 PM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

Yo Nip....

Do you have any doubts as to the D_chez? Hello!

And I don't give a fuck about makeup, if you can make my carboard cutout of a bottle of Chivas look like that whore, I'd FUCK it. More than I do now.

9:13 PM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

Well, now. I do not look near as frightening as this cunt without my make-up....

As a matter of fact, I am fucking STUNNING.

Also, my pussy knows how to dial 9-11 in case of emergencies.. so basically, I rock....

9:56 PM  
Anonymous evilbunnyfrog (just buns) said...

yes, but my tits are still FABULOUS!

(see how annoying it can be, walrus?)

can i PLEASE quote herbie frog here?

lol bitches: )

that ranadae sometimes cracks me up.
of course, i drink. that helps, too.

1:22 AM  
Blogger ladyambar said...

trannygranny I'm with you there!

9:35 PM  

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