Thursday, August 10, 2006


You know what snuffs out a "firecrotch"? Enormous, white, wrinkly, granny panties.

Of course, it may just be a fire blanket, wrapped around her meat-hat and fastened like a diaper. Hard to tell.



Anonymous meat hat said...

I guess with a meat hat that big you NEED ginormous panties. Too contain the big floppy labia.

8:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have the most consistent array of upskirt shots and nip slips on the web, cheeks. Methinks your a pervert?

8:14 AM  
Anonymous ninja's grandma said...

I think "meat hat" is my new favorite word. I'm trying to figure out how to use it at work today.

8:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dirty whores carry dirty Diors... ewwww

8:57 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

I'm pretty sure thats a fire blanket. They have them at school for emergencies.

9:21 AM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

I wonder how much Tide it takes her to get those things clean?
Not because of all the disease, but because the motherfuckers are HUGE!!!!!!!

One of my friends met her in California once. I don't know what he was thinking but he took her home that night. His girlfriend was at work and him and Lohan went back to his place, which he shared with his girlfriend. I told him it was a bad idea but he said he just wanted to bang a movie star and that Christina would never find out. Guess who came home early that night? Yep, you guessed it, Christina. He lived on the tenth floor in his building so there wasn't really any where for Lohan to go. He told me before his girl got the top lock, Lohan grabbed her drawers off the floor and jumped out the window. He said he was in shock, and ran to the window to see what the fuck happened. Supposedly, she parachuted her way down using her big ass drawers as a parachute. His girlfriend was clueless to the whole thing, but I filled her in the next time I banged her.
What? He wasn't a good friend, and Christina was hot.............

True Story.........

9:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You talk about not wanting to bring people over here from the Fish!
Go to the "Paris Hilton gets a ticket" thread, read comment #45.

9:28 AM  
Anonymous fuckoffbananas said...

Bwah haha hahaha ha! I read that she was vacationing in the south of France, and was out on a yacht that was about to be boarded by some Somali pirates, and for some reason the French didn't have there staple white flag. Luckily, Lindsay was able to remove her giant britches and wave them to and fro, helping Frenchman aboard to surrender compliantly.

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

You mean that is not another bikini?

12:47 PM  
Anonymous ninja's grandma said...

I think she stole those off of Conan's "masturbating bear." Looks like a good fit.

1:14 PM  
Anonymous tp21 said...

Not to shit on anyone's parade, but I think that's just the lining of her dress bunching up.

2:42 PM  

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