Tuesday, August 29, 2006


Paris Hilton has paid a reported $200,000 for a place on Richard Branson's Virgin Enterprise rocket. The space shuttle has yet to be built, but apparently, outer space is in dire need of sluts. Paris acquired her seat before finding out that there are no bathroom facilities onboard and that all passengers are required to wear diapers. A source says,
"She was a fan of the 'Star Wars' films and the idea of blasting into space thrills her, but I don't think she's done the research -- the reality may not be her idea of fun."
The idea of Paris Hilton swimming in her own feces while orbiting the Earth thousands of miles away is like some wonderful dream magically brought to life. Now if they could just find a way to provide continuous live feed of the other passengers taking turns kicking her square in the puss.



Anonymous dsquared said...

I hope the other passengers would get protective footwear!

7:45 AM  
Anonymous Walrus Gumboot said...

Is she rearranging her crotch critters??

8:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd hate to see how she'd feel in a diaper if bikini bottoms give her that much trouble.

8:27 AM  
Anonymous petemclochness said...

spanks--check your first paragraph for mistakes. Fabulous pic. lol

8:53 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...


9:25 AM  
Blogger ApacheRose said...

I can't believe the words Paris Hilton and virgin were used in the same sentence.

Oh, and because I logged in several days ago and forgot to respond: HI SONYA!!

9:44 AM  
Anonymous tp21 said...

Is that sandcrabs there? LOL!

10:00 AM  
Anonymous Zanna said...

She's petting her crotchpheasants.

10:47 AM  
Anonymous paris' shit said...

I don't stink.

11:31 AM  
Anonymous GEMBLE said...


1:31 PM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

Zanna --

A flock of crotchpheasants nested outside my window! Of course, I immediately poured gasoline on them and set them on fire. It smelled like Paris Hilton outside for weeks.

2:51 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Friday Fish Fry

5:30-8:30 pm


2:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mmmm crustaceans.

2:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Having no place to take a piss has her feeling a little crabby.

2:58 PM  
Anonymous Zanna said...

Oh you know, time, just spray Scrubbing Bubbles on them. I know they're saying TILEX but we're busy, popular, and hot women. Scrubbing Bubbles - they work hard so we don't have to.

5:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I use scrubbing bubbles on my taint for the tickle.

6:31 PM  
Blogger smellypiratehooker said...

It takes industrial strength turpentine to clean Paris' stank off your genitals.

7:18 PM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

The next pic in this series is Paris whipping her dick out and pissing into her own mouth.

9:12 PM  
Anonymous mysterious kazzoo said...

I am a big stinky dick licker.

9:36 PM  
Anonymous anonymousownsyou'stinyballsac said...

God, it's so small down here.

9:41 PM  

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