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Monday, August 28, 2006

SPANK IT YOURSELF 8.28.06


You can buy K-Fed's partially eaten corn dog on Ebay. (Mollygood)

Try the hot new menu item at McDonald's -- the "McFlap." Very NSFW, but fucking hilarious. (Tranny and Zanna)

Some skank flashes her boobies at the Butterscotch Stallion in London. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

Marines force Sadaam Hussein to watch himself portrayed as the devil's gay lover in the South Park movie. Over and over and over again. Hoo-rah Devil Dogs! (Yeeeah!)

The Indian chick from "The Office" has a brief Emmy nip slip. (Egotastic!)

Sexy black and whites of Angelina showcasing her tats. That's tats, not "tits," perverts. (Popoholic)

26 Comments:

Anonymous GEMBLE said...

I HAD A MCFLAP LAST NIGHT FOR DESSERT.

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Zanna said...

Thress guesses where KFed bought that corndog and the first two don't count.

12:50 PM  
Anonymous Zanna said...

*three* guesses..God I really need to switch to decaf.

12:51 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Damn it!
I really, really wanted to see Angelinas "tits"

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Stallion said...

I can shit in a bag and put a guarantee on it, but all your really getting is a guaranteed piece of shit...........

1:20 PM  
Anonymous showgirl said...

Then rent "Originial Sin."

1:21 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Facts as of 8.28.2006

Item #1: 1 vacuum sealed bag of something resembling food.

Item #2: 1 vaccuum sealed bag of something resembling food on a wooden stick.

High bidder: Cold1bru

Bid: $1525.00

Time left: 3 days 42 min.

_________________________

How much money do you have to have in order to bid $1525.00 on someone else's regurgitation?

Where do you put this crap if you win the bid?

I don't see any Certificate of Authenticity...

I pray for the sole of Mr. Cold1bru he was probably pretty wasted when he made his bid.

***********************
Other items he has won on e-bay include the entire 'Mama's Family'
video library for $325.00, $780.00 after shipping, and a Do-it- yourself build your own '75 Pinto from scratch handboook... $49.95 accessories not included.

***********************

ninj

1:36 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

I'm praying for his shoes apparently. How the fuck do you misspell 'soul'?

Zanna pour me some de-caf will ya?

1:44 PM  
Anonymous Zanna said...

Hooo..wait..you saw a '75 Pinto from scratch handbook?! Damnit....I actually NEEDED that.

De-caf poured.

2:24 PM  
Anonymous diejrzmommy said...

It's nice to read something actually funny today.

2:30 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Hey ninj, the only cloning I did over at The Grannys was the "tube sock".
You figured it out and I commended you.
All those other "clones" were... clones.

Cloning, I guess that's the price you have to pay for being popular.


P.S. Don't be dissin' Mamas Family,
Vicki Lawrence is a Godsend.



ya douche

3:07 PM  
Anonymous xxx said...

Blance Deveraux from Golden Girls is my idol. Her, and Jenna Jameson, and that English chick Jordan. Hot, ladies!

3:14 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Walrus: Wasn't dissin' 'Mama's Family'... felt it was an appropriate comment in reference to Britney fans all over the world. Apparently someone is willing to pay top dollar for a bag of chewed food.

or.............

Perhaps some scientist wants her saliva in order to clone her. Hope he knows it's all down hill for her after 17. That is unless he removes her voice box and has her neutered.

ninj

3:21 PM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

How hard is it for these celebrity dimwits to keep their nipples inside their clothes?

I mean, fuck.. Come ON...

3:40 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Hey, I have a hard time keeping my nipples inside my clothes...they seem to have a mind of their own, honestly. They just pop out at the most inappropiate times.

They aren't camera shy, I'll tell ya that.

Hey, spanklings...how's it going? I miss you all! Twizz

5:14 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Twizz: Seems like an eternity. Can use a good nipple to suckle.

ninj

5:19 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Ninj, you can use a good nipple, huh? I've got TWO good nipples :)

6:18 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Don't want to be greedy, plus I'm sure Walrus is going to want to stick his face in the 'boobie fest' picture somehow, anyway I don't think I can suck both boobs at once, unless I squoosh them together. *scratches head*

I remember sitting in class in a daze, staring at my english teachers boobs wondering what it would be like to rub them forever. This also included my science teacher, my substitute science teacher, my math teacher, my gym teacher, my substitute gym teacher, My substitute math teacher's sister Betty and Betty's neighbor Carol, and My science teacher's daughter Melissa. Oh yeah and Doreen the lunch lady... I can name more but I'll be typing all night.

When I was 15 I actually thought the defintion of Boob was, something you stare at when you are talking to a girl, then when I got older I learned that -- they were for sucking.

That is all

ninj

6:43 PM  
Anonymous jane's eyre said...

Is "cold1bru" actually Tranny & Zanna?

6:44 PM  
Anonymous Zanna said...

No...we usually go under our names unless Tranny decided to go incognito, which I doubt. He's proud of his freakishness. As am I.

6:48 PM  
Anonymous ladyjane's pink nipple said...

Heh, crazy bitch has no fucking idea I've popped out to type this...

I believe I'll hang out for awhile.

6:50 PM  
Anonymous nipnasty said...

My nipple wrote a sonnet for me. I cried!

7:04 PM  
Anonymous I'll suck that pink nipple said...

LoL at ladyjanes crazy pink nipple!

7:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's Pinky_Nip when you need her?

7:06 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Point me to that twzzlr boobie!

7:22 PM  
Anonymous Ladyjane's other nipple said...

Hey, I want in on the fun.... wait for me!!!

Hmm. Perhaps I'll let coochie know we're out and about, and then we'll all have some fun... If only spank's and zanna's nips and coochies were here with us now.

8:21 PM  

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