SPANK CHEEKS

Monday, August 07, 2006

SPANK IT YOURSELF


Wanna see Pink piss in a parking lot? You're in luck! (Dlisted)

Lindsay Lohan is the next million dollar baby. Kind of. (What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

Jessica Simpson is "plumping up." And not just her big fake lips, either. (The Bastardly)

Brad and Angie are sleeping in separate beds. (A Socialite's Life)

Britney Spears warps back to 1984 outside of Starbucks. (Perez Hilton)

4 Comments:

Anonymous evil bunny said...

is it just me, or does look like that piss is hurting like hell?

altho i've had to pee behind a bush or strategically hung blanket at more than one Buffett concert. i'm pretty sure there are no pictures, tho.

n'awlins may be a different story, but, again, i digress.

7:08 PM  
Anonymous dsquared said...

I know! It looks like she's screaming as she pees. WTF?

8:04 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

maybe the newest piercing?
or she just needs some cranberry juice.

click the link. the second pic, she's actually looking to see if she "made sissy".
there's still something real off-kilter about her that i almost like.

so, like, was there a holiday today i missed or something? we bitched and bitched for our 'cheeks to get back here and now i can't find my ninj, or my janey (maybe a cool geek holiday? no, st. swithins day is in july, isn't it?). i'm always up for an excuse to party. even that damn monkey can party!

i'm always here for ya, cheekers, babe!

8:38 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

It Burns! It BURNS! Oh GOD! It Burns!
I know the feeling. Wait till they RIP a catheter out of your penis. I hated the following month.
Either that or someone just told her a funny ass joke.

11:21 PM  

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