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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

SPANK IT YOURSELF


Meet the Barkers'... divorce lawyer. (Hollywood Tuna)

Vince Vaughn proposes! Now, for a lifetime for "Do you really think I'm pretty?" (Us Weekly)

Robin Williams is in rehab. If only he would overdose. (DListed)

More Hollywood "man-el toe": this time, it's Matthew McConaughey. (CityRag)

22 Comments:

Blogger Showgrrrl said...

I'd have to say that Matty here probably doesn't suffer from long nuts / bat wings... However, this shot is unpleasant at best. Moose knuckles should only be seen when they're done on PURPOSE. Like at drunken trailer park parties where ALL of the guys do it to see who's is best. And then it's the girl's turn. Camel Toes vs. Moose Knuckles!
Um... not that that's a NORMAL party game or anything.

12:43 PM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

Check out the guido in the backround. He's making a face only his wop mother could love. Yea, I said it............

12:54 PM  
Blogger Showgrrrl said...

STALLION! I've been a fan for ages on the fish... good to see you! :)

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

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1:41 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

i'd rather rag on people, its much more fun, but dammit! i've always thought robin williams was the funniest guy on the planet! although, i can see this happening-
when the trailers for his last movie came out i wondered if he'd lost a bet.

and do all these people have the same rep? its always the same damn line "asks that you respect his and his family's privacy during this time"
could they at least come up with a new line? "robin asks that everyone just fuck off while he dries out".

2:13 PM  
Blogger Showgrrrl said...

What's with the arm fur on Robin Williams? wtf?

2:58 PM  
Anonymous mp said...

I bet Jen and Vince will be On a break in less than six months...

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If Matthew doesnt have a dick does this make it okay for him to knock knock knock on Jakey G's back door with a rambone in tow??

5:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy Crap!!!
Over at the Superficial they're copying Spank Cheeks "Spank It Yourself" with "The Superficial Ketchup" They even have the same stories!!!

They say "imitation is the best form of flattery" or some shit... But I think this is out and out plagiarism.

5:25 PM  
Anonymous mp said...

Plagiarism?
Come on... you aparently dont read more than one celeb site or you'd realize that everyone has the same stories! Same celebs = same stories.
Chrimony! Just click any link on the side and you'd see them.
It's not Spanks' fault that theyre all hopelessly stupid fucks who do things that demand to be made fun of!
Come back when youre ready to say something worthy.

6:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

let's not mention the SF here, I haven't been on that site ever since the troll infiltrated typekey, maybe i'll start posting here with my old name from SF

6:10 PM  
Anonymous tp21 said...

Thank you Jeebus -- if I hear one more "my country is better than your country" debate I'm going to fucking kill someone. With a hammer.

9:07 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Considering that none of today's gossip about celebs is any good... Why go anywhere else than here? Spankcheeks is the best! I no longer read the Fish now that she is back and moved in.

10:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mp you douche,(I mean that in a good way) I was referring to the fact that Spanks has her end of the day "Spank It Yourself" segment! All of a sudden superficial has his end of the day "Ketchup" thing. Ergo, the Fish has been perusing Spanks place and reading how his site sucks and what not, he thinks to himself, how can I get my loyal followers back. He copies Spankcheeks. It's to little to late for that! Adios Superficial!!!

11:16 PM  
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11:36 PM  
Anonymous mp said...

Yeah yeah, jokes on me

*waves hand* pish posh

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Anonymous meat hat said...

It's true! He IS ripping off cheeks. With all the gossip out there, COINCIDENTALLY his "links" section contains TWO of the EXACT SAME links? Fucking Milli Vanilli faker.

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