SPANK CHEEKS

Friday, August 11, 2006

SPANK IT YOURSELF


Watch what thirty years worth of boozing, whoring, and hating the Jews does to Mel Gibson's face. (Us Weekly)

Screech gets his ass kicked by a girl. (TMZ)

Binding your stomach to the size of a golf ball will turn you into a bitch the size of Star Jones. (City Rag)

Who better to run California: the Terminator or the Sperminator? (Yeeeah!)

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hating Jews must be like laying out in the sun eight hours a day for fifteen years.

11:04 AM  
Anonymous tp21 said...

I vote for the sperminator --LOL!

11:22 AM  
Anonymous gemble said...

I bet being hungry all the time would make you a bitch. Especialy if you already ARE a bitch.

11:56 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Mel Gibsons morphing face is some amazing technology!

Screech "Samuel" Powers getting his ASS kicked... where were Zack and Slater?

1:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I must be the only one who thinks Mel still looks good... wrinkles and all. I wonder what his first face would have looked like by now had it not gotten blown off like 95yrs ago?

2:33 PM  
Anonymous easy e said...

I like how the furrows in his brow get deeper and deeper.

If only we could use the same technology to view the slow decay of Parasite Hilton's vagina.

3:07 PM  
Anonymous easy e said...

I meant on the Mel Gibson link.

3:08 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I'm all for calling Spank Cheeks... "Her Royal Eminence"

Can I get a For She's a Jolly Good Fellow?

How about a Three Cheers??

A Hallejuah???

Okay you ungrateful, inbred bastards, just fucking say AMEN.



Yo Mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it!!!

4:22 PM  
Blogger I'llnevertell said...

This is like the superficial on estrogen. Nice work.

6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm gonna call her "one sexy bitch."

It's like the superficial... without the giant dick jokes.

7:45 PM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

Lovin' the new do on the Spank.
Nice pinks and pastel blues.
Very chic.

And nice boobies to start out the picture viewing pleasure at the opening of cheeks. Nice Nice.

7:46 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Yo momma is so fat, she bleeds gravy! Not every momma can win the Beached Whale of the Year competition. No wonder "Star" is so pissed. She is no longer allowed to win, much less enter the competition. Gastric Bypass recipients are not allowed to compete.

11:04 PM  
Anonymous gemble said...

Your momma is so fat, she... aw, I got nothin'. White people can never think of anything funny to say.

7:36 AM  

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