SPANK CHEEKS

Thursday, August 10, 2006

SPANK IT YOURSELF

Apparently, ugly fat chicks can get laid, too. Even ones as steatopygous as Kelly Osbourne. (Drunken Stepfather)

The Fresh Prince's Carlton Bank's does marriage the white way: with a divorce. (People)

You can only talk about your daughter's tits for so long before people start to think you're weird. Ask Joe Simpson. (IDLYITW)

You probably didn't know Gwyneth Paltrow was black. (Jossip)

From the looks of Posh's forehead, anorexia turns your face into a relief map of Kentucky. (DListed)

7 Comments:

Blogger litelysalted said...

Steatopygous-a-licious!

12:58 PM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

Oh and that dude looks like a sorry ass John Stamos in his Full House days, and he has gay little stars tattoo'ed around his midsection. Yeah, maybe you got laid, but I wouldn't brag about it, Kell.

1:04 PM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

Thanks -- I thought you'd like that word! Plus, it's a great way to insult someone without their knowing it. "Why, Kim, you look awfully steatopygous in that dress! Where ever did you find it?"

1:04 PM  
Anonymous saucie said...

hahahahha
Or you could day "Wow, you look Hottentots-ish today."

Who were the Hottentots anyway?

1:23 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

On Kelly Osbourne:
"She's a Bigfoot Gus"

2:14 PM  
Anonymous Tranny said...

Yo Saucie!!! My fellow Coloradoan!!! glad to seeya!!

The word is Hottintwats, and it is a verb depicting what happens when I get within a 500 foot radius of a female. Lucky you live 2 hours away.

9:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea! Saucie's here!

9:48 PM  

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