Monday, August 14, 2006


Natalie Portman has nipples. (The Bastardly)

Didn't think David Hasselhoff could be more of a tool? Then watch this. (A Socialite's Life)

Tom and Katie play "Triple A." If only Tom could get Kate to play "Horny Cuban Houseboy." (Bringing Blogging Back)

A wee Diddy for P. Diddy? (Page Six)

How many times can you recycle "firecrotch?" According to Scott Storch, indefinitely. (TMZ)

See what a skeleton would look like if you spray-painted it brown and put it in a bikini. (Dlisted)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see why "the Hoff" is such a hit in Germany.

11:55 AM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Oh, Tom and Katie are now eligible for the Nobel Peace Prize.

I read this article first on People and almost threw up. A real couple of do-gooders.

I'm disgusted and might just go back to bed. Who wants to join me?

12:06 PM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

Ethiopians are disgusting!

12:16 PM  
Anonymous mrs.t said...

What kind of sick fuck puts a little black boy in a bikini?

12:26 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

mrs.t-- I'm STILL laughing!!!

twzzlr - Leave your door unlocked and through the binoculars, I think I see cock-ninja lurking in your bushes!

He gets sloppy seconds.

salted-- I'm Ethiopian!!

12:33 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Tom knew that the other couple couldn't run away when he tried to convert them to scientology.

Natalie looks hot as !!!! I wish she would get naked!

12:55 PM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

Sorry walrus. Ethiopians in bikinis are disgusting?

Anyone want to place wagers in Nicole Ritchie Deathwatch 2006? I call September 22.

1:25 PM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

How do you know an Ethopian blow job will be good?

Because they'll swallow.

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

How do you know she's Ethiopian?

I don't see any fly's on her face at the moment, and were the hell is Sally Strothers?

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

Wow, me and Pinky_nip posted at the same time, pretty crazy, huh?

2:22 PM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

I tell you, Stallion, we are "connected"... Like a plug in a socket.

Or a sausage in a bun.... with lots of "special" sauce.

3:10 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake.

All of you who are making fun of my people are going straight to...

...twzzlrgirls house for an all out Romanesque orgy!!!

3:14 PM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

Sally Strothers must have been with the UN when they dropped off the shipment of bikinis to Ethiopia.

That's just cruel, for fuck's sake. I mean, give them some danishes or something they can eat!

3:15 PM  
Anonymous gemble said...

pinkynip, you are a wealth of hilarity today! Cumming powder, swallowing Ethiopians - come more often!

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Zanna said...

pinky and stallion simultaneously posted.....that makes my nipples hard. (I'm NOT KIDDING)

Spanks - the site is looking mint...keep up the good work!

5:28 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Roman party -- togas/clothes optional...

6:00 PM  
Blogger Showgrrrl said...

Yeah, I think I've seen better INDIE music videos. CANADIAN, VIDEO-FACT INDY MUSIC VIDS! Holy jeebus. When will someone shoot him and put him out of his misery? (And please, no 'we love the Hoff' comments either, ok? Because we all just humor him anyway)

PinkyNip Rocks... no arguments here. I can't wait to see her at the orgy!! :D

7:12 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Don't ya think the Danes would mind?

8:35 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Thanks for playing along twzzlrgirl, you're a good sport and pretty damn funny.
I can see why cock-ninja aka Hopeless_ asked you to come on over.
He has to have a sixth sense, a womans intuition if you will, about reading people through what they write.

11:46 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

but who brought the hoplessss one here, my precioussssss?

janey and me! janey! get things working! i think i figured out how to play and not go to hell!

except for the panties thing. seriously. lost 'em sometime early this morning. the neighbors are complaining.

1:13 AM  
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