SPANK CHEEKS

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

SPANK IT YOURSELF


Good news for those of you in mourning: the "sack cloth" is back, baby! Ashes and bra sold separately. (Dlisted)

Jessica Simpson's best friend gets in on with the black guy from "Scrubs." (Mollygood)

Kevin Costner has a band. I'm sure it sucks. (A Socialite's Life)

The Muppets do porn. (TMZ)

See a drunken Prince Harry grab a hanful of titty. Classy! (IDLYITW)

Scarlett and Josh get freaky, baby. And loud. (WWTDD)

27 Comments:

Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Prince Harry and Firecrotch

Make it happen!!!


Hey! Princess Firecrotch

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Dear Lord NOOOOO! Not that sideboobpukeness again!

Spanks, you are the meanest!
At least ya didn't post a picture and kept it vague.

11:07 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Spanks: A second ago there was a picture of Lohan's Boob, then it turned into prince Harry grabbing boob! Are you doing that weird Manson mind-fuck thing again?

Walrus: YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS??? ummm... I think you are getting a little comfortable here, even twzllr should have no response for that, few people would desire to engage in an orgy with a pants shitter. It's kinda like an unwritten cyber-rule (Never admit to shitting your pants)! P.s. Itallion Stallion has shit his pants before, but if he admits to it Pinky_Nip will stop blowing him 7 times a day.

Bunny: The flap in the back of your fottie pajamas seems to be stuck!


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Twzzlr: A good sport indeed, that's if you consider 'anal rape' a sport; if it were than I would be a gold medalist! I would gladly wear a sculpted medal of your ass around my neck. I hope you have a small ass???
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Tranny and Zanna: Hannoush is out of the hospital and he wants your asses bad!!!

Dragulf: Say hi to your mom for me!

BIMBO: KICH KICH KICH KIIIICH KICH KIIIIIICH KIIICH'D


EAT ME!

ninj

11:18 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

I'll be in and out today, so bare with me.

11:22 AM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

Cock-ninja:

Get bare with you and you'll be in and out today? Sweet! I knew taking that ecstacy this morning would pay off!

11:28 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

Those are some FAKE-ASS titties!!!

11:37 AM  
Anonymous Zanna said...

Ninja....Hannoush is Dead...His sno cone trailer is for sale along with his porn collection, his Camel Princess and the Habib van!!

12:09 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

ninja, welcome back!

The pants shitter story huh! I've heard gullible isn't in the dictionary either.

Isn't In and Out a burger emporium?

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Cock-Ninja: Why don't you roll over and say HI to her yourself, If ya can dig yourself out...

12:39 PM  
Anonymous ITALIAN STALLION said...

P.s. Itallion Stallion has shit his pants before, but if he admits to it Pinky_Nip will stop blowing him 7 times a day.

Who the fuck is Itallion Stallion?

Mama-ninja spells it right when she signs over her welfare check to me. I know, it's fucked up to take all her money, but I'm not going to let her have the sausage for free. Plus she takes her teeth out, shit's great.

And what if Pinky_Nip did blow me 7 days a week? Fucking hater, lol...............

Check out the spelling in my name above and don't fucking let it happen again!!!!!!!!!

1:38 PM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

That is IT. I am so heading to the UK to do me some partying with the princes.

Oh, and also, my fucking power supply to my modem (at home)blew up a couple days ago, and it's damn near impossible for me to log in at work, what with the fact I have to actually work sometimes, and I was in a real cunty mood last night. The agony of not posting almost did me in.

I love you guys with all my pink taco.

3:06 PM  
Anonymous Zanna said...

So, THAT'S where you've been ladyjane? Hurry up and get a new modem so we can read some more of your deliciously cunty retorts!

Chop chop BIIIATCH!

3:08 PM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

I love how this chick looks young as shit and has fake titties already. I mean that in a good way. The best part is the cross of Jebus around her neck while the carrot top grabs on her boobies. Oh, and the dude in the back with his pink Martini, nice...........

3:26 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Walrus: It's o.k. Mr. Poopy Pants, ya just don't have to announce it to the world. Spanks has a thing about sphincter control, incontinence and pelvic floor dysfunction, so be careful how you use them here. May I reccomend some 'Depends'-shit ass! What is gullible? Hmm? How is my grandma? Fucker. I love the In and out Burger, very, very, much, especially the one in Kridylee's bedroom. Does Twzzlr give good head? Things that make ya go mmmmmmmmmm!!!!

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Stalllion: Sorry about the misspell. I'm sure I'll get it right next time. Nazi!! And, for the record, about being a 'hater' don't you mean --am I jealous that you have a lock on Pinky's puss?-- answer: You better fucking believe it. Pinky sure has a pretty mouth, at least when your cock isn't in it.
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Zanna: You killed Hannoush!!

Dragulf: I thought you knew that I was a necrofilliac. Learn something new everyday I guess, also did you know that a person's hair still grows even when they dead? You would not believe the size of your mom's bush. Things that make ya go--"Holy-shit-check out-the-size-of-that-dead-bitch's- Bush!!!!!" Hand me the sheep shears I'm goin' in! I'm thinking about making a quilt out of it. Also, say hi to your brother and his fat wife for me, and ask him if I can get my clown shoes back some time.

What can I say, I'm a little lax in the thoughtfulness department, so blow me. Plus, I'm kinda upset about the whole Hannoush being dead thing.

Love ya,

ninj.

3:55 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

And may you 'reccomend' a dictionary? Nice spelling. Recommend. Got it asswipe.

4:00 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

I haven't been on all day -- been busy giving head and all that goes alone with being a party girl. ninja -- of couse I have a small ass -- and curvy hips and D-cup breasts. What did you think???

And i will bare with anyone goin' in and out. sounds like fun to me.

4:42 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Cock-Ninja, so you were asking Zanna where hannoush is buried then! I knew it! Ya sick bastard.

P.S. Mom ain't dead, she is just so fucking FAT she doesn't move around much. She has won the last 3 BWOTY awards. Beached Whale of the Year, for all you lovely people that don't know/attend those kinds of festivities.

P.P.S. I never speak to that evil bastard so consider your shoes a goner m8.

5:32 PM  
Blogger Showgrrrl said...

Check out the drunk-ass Prince Willy in the background ( Stallion - that's the 'Dude in the back with a pink martini!!)! Now, THAT's a kid who knows how to have fun. And by fun, I mean in a flamer ghey sort of way, evidently!

LadyJane - You were feeling cunty?! Sweet!! Bring it ovah here!! :D That's cuntastic! And hey, when are you gonna be teaching me the evil again? I'd like to see that pink taco sometime ;)

6:57 PM  
Anonymous I'm Cultured hehehehehe said...

Damn I didn't even realize that was the fag's faggot brother in the picture. He must see a cock somewhere, and he's breaking out his "Oh" face, and your right he's obviously plastered. My bad. Pink Martini, it's either a French headbutting Martini, or a Cosmopolitan. Either way, he likes the PENIS................

8:00 PM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

Oh, if only I were a young British heiress of some sort, possibly even a Blue Blood, perhaps 27th in line for the throne.... I'd canoodle the younger prince, have him take me home to meet the family and then, before I cuss like a Newfie trucker in front of the Queen, I'd excuse myself ever so daintily and go paint the toilet a delightful shade of brown a la Walrus Gumboot. Then I'd whisper ever so conspiratory (is that even a word???) in the old biddy's ear that Harry is hung like a horse...and that he can suck clit like no man can. Then, after she passed out from shock, I'd give Charles a good ol' nut squeeze, tell Camilla she smells like my grandpa's socks, and french kiss Prince Phillip.

Yep. that's EXACTLY what I'd do.

8:15 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

lady jane, that is the best plan i've heard all day. if you want a co-conspirator, i'll meet you up at the palace.

8:30 PM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

You are so fuckin' on, twzzlr. Let's you n' me tag-team Will.

8:33 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

ladyj - Thanks for including me in your story, even if it was in the royal twalet!
You've already got the regal name, now if we can beat the Canuck outta ya, you may have a shot at one of those princely faggots.

8:44 PM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

You can beat somethin' outta me, but it sure ain't the Canuck...

8:50 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

I'd tag team with ya, lady jane, but only Will. I wouldn't get near Harry for all the Queen's jewels.

(Well, o.k., maybe for all the queen's jewels -- but that's my final offer).

9:04 PM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

For such a young girl, she looks like she has the capability to pull a Lohan and not age very gracefully. Oh and I think Harry is sexy, Will seems kind of pansy like, Harry seems like he'd be an animal. Meh,I always pick the weird ones.

9:47 PM  
Blogger ladyambar said...

Oh, ladyjane, I want to help in your plans. Can I be the wheelman? So we can get out of there fast that the speed of fart!

11:24 PM  

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