SPANK CHEEKS

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

SPANK IT YOURSELF


Baby got back: Jessica Biel's ass defies gravity. (Egotastic!)

Madonna better not mess with German Jesus. (E! Online)

If the Godmother calls you a lesbian, then you're a lesbian. (MSN)

Owen Wilson is boning Kate Hudson -- now, the divorce makes sense. (Us Weekly)

Winona Ryder isn't just a cleptomaniac; she's a nymphomaniac, too. (IDLYITW)

7 Comments:

Anonymous easy e said...

That is one ROUND ass.

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

Dupree is a lucky son of a bitch..........

2:47 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

i'm so straight i creak when i bend over.
but a gotta say, that is one FINE booo-tay


ninj, did i really just say that?

'cheeks, i sent you an email....

6:14 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

I completely believe this about Kate Hudson. She's the one that said in an interview that she didn't believe in monogomy. If Chris hadn't been so high, he would have seen this as a HUGE red flag....

I must agree though. Monogomy is for the birds.

7:53 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

i like monogamy. most people think the way to win is putting hotels on boardwalk and park place.

the real way to win is buy up the utilites, the green properties, the reds, don't forget the railroads (gotta have all four, tho), and baltic and mediterrainian (sp).

what? what? no, i can't hear you. it's what? oh. wow. no funny money and free parking?

crap. never mind.

12:49 AM  
Anonymous jennifer lopez said...

That bitche's ass has nothing on me. I'm Puertarican! I'm "from the block"! Slut!

10:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

erghhh..everyone knows white makes ur arse triple in size..she shoulda worn black..stupid bitch

3:37 AM  

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