SPANK CHEEKS

Thursday, August 17, 2006

SPANK IT YOURSELF


There is actually an official MySpace profile for Madonna’s cameltoe. (Best Week Ever)

Beyonce's maple syrup diet isn't good for you? What about her maple syrup enema? (Sky Showbiz News)

Kelly Clarkson rips off her vest at a club and plays air guitar. Do I smell 1985? (Page Six)

Shanna Moakler egged her husband's car. Take that, MySpace rant! (People)

Justin Timberlake bans "tools" from his concert. On the list? Lindsay Lohan. (Yeeeah!)

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are not engaged. But who actually gives a shit? (Dlisted)

Is that Mary-Kate Olsen, or Quasimodo's svelte sister? Either way, it's ugly. (MollyGood)

18 Comments:

Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

What does Mary Kate have in her hand in that picture? It looks like a gun, or some kind of tool for breaking your windows open if your car goes off a bridge and you end up in the water.

What is it???

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does anybody even care about that skinny ho anyway? They haven't done a movie or a show in forever.

12:13 PM  
Anonymous ninja's grandma said...

Bwah hah hah hah -- that Cameltoe MySpace is frickin' hysterical! The video clip of her thrusting over and over is pretty cool too. Man, I had no idea there were that many pictures of her cameltoe over the years.

3:00 PM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

Spanks, tell me you can gaze into Jensen's come hither and still debate the validity of watching Supernatural. I dare you!

3:41 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

MAC video

let's see if this works this time. once again, steve ballmer is bill gates' replacement, and 'cheeks said i could post it.
freaking hilariaous!!

6:01 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

hee-hee.
looks like i got it! thanks, cheekers!

y'all enjoy!

6:02 PM  
Blogger sonya said...

Hi bunny! Getting tired of switching over to my Fish name everytime I comment, so you'll be seeing me posting under my "real" name.

Anyhoo, I think it's awesome that Justin is banning Hohan from his concert. I think he's a schmuck, but he gets a gold star next to his name for this one.

7:32 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

hey, girlfriend!
good to see you back. i know i said i was quitting, but it does get in the blood.

did you watch the above vid? absolutely hilarious. of course, i'm easy.

and i agree! i've got a bit of a soft spot in my head (not my heart, you'll notice!) for the old n-sync-ers just happy DD went that way instead of the way my son went, musically, that is. as long as i didn't have to listen to it?
lilo needs a BIIIG wake-up call. i'm actually starting to feel almost a little sorry for her, can you imagine the parenting style in that house?

7:55 PM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

Sonya, I thought we had broken up. Where the fuck have you been?!! You need, like, 75 spankings.

8:36 PM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

Hey Sonya, Bun-Buns, and Spanky, hope everyone had a great day!

8:46 PM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

Hello to everyone else too, didn't mean to be snobby.

8:47 PM  
Blogger sonya said...

Sorry, cheeks, I had my IT guy at work tell me to cut back on the blog usage, before it went to HR. Can you believe that those jerks actually want me to work while I'm at work? Pff. And also my monitor at home went caput, and then after I got that replaced, my modem went. It was a conspiracy, I'm telling you! They wanted to keep me from suckling at the teat of your hilarity! But I'm BACK, dammit, however I can't promise as frequent as posts as before. Got to actually pay attention to my family. Demanding bastards.

Hi chillytatas! I love my girlfriends!!

9:55 PM  
Blogger sonya said...

But I will take those 75 spanking now, if you please.

9:56 PM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

The audacity of some people Sonya, taking you away from us. We were having withdrawals! We appreciate your comic genius.

10:37 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

*sniff*

little bunny didn't get invited to the spankings.

we all know how grumpy i get when i'm not included in the festivities.

kidding. mostly.
somebody humor me and check the link, let me know if i did it right? it had me totally on the floor (in a good way) and i just wanted to share it with my spomies (spank homies? sorry. )!!

hi chilly-- i love calling you my eskimo pie. is that cool (bwah-ha-ha!!) working on multiple new hardware here, too, janie (whoops? sorry. i forgot. well, you know i'm a space cadet anyway).
XO

11:41 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

oh, chills...

found the panties. steve the (auto) pool vacuum was using them for a hat. damn thing is in love with me. this is giving me severe second thoughs about buying a "roomba" vacuum.

toodles!

12:02 AM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

Bunny, I just love it when you call me your eskimo pie! It gives me such a warm tingly sensation inside...kind of like the sensation you get from Steve ;P

12:52 AM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

yeah, steve's a regular suck-up!
HAHAHA!

12:53 PM  

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