SPANK CHEEKS

Friday, August 18, 2006

SPANK IT YOURSELF

Reege and the Hoff hate each other! I smell a cat fight.(City Rag)

Evangeline Lilly hates Paris Hilton. Now, all I smell is Paris' puss. (Egotastic!)

For someone who supposedly hates the tabloids, Britney sure volunteers a lot of pictures of herself. And her child. Who she calls "Poo-Poo." I swear. (MollyGood)

Nicole Kidman and other celebrities make a list to prove they're not supporting terrorists. Hezbollah is devastated. (A Socialite's Life)

No, it's not "Christina," "Xtina," or "Slutty McSlutterson." Christina Aguilera is now officially "Baby Jane." (Faded Youth)

32 Comments:

Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

First!!

Oh...do we do that here? Or is that reserved for that cunt rag of a site SuperFish?

11:57 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I think it's okay, but I'm

*********** SECOND ***********

I wouldn't use the SuperFish to WIPE MY ASS...
...for fear of catching those PARISitic / Firecrotching / CHEETOic diseases!!!

12:28 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Those 84 people may not be terrorist, but I'll bet the whole-lot-of-ems card carrying commies!

Where's Joe McCarthy???

1:27 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I went out with a girl whose last name was McSlutterson, but her first name was Mary.

I called her Mary!!!

1:31 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

suicidal/walrus:
if you're going to pimp this site, could you maybe change it up a little? there's more to life than copy/paste. that SF thing is getting really annoying.

'kay?

2:06 PM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

Am I the only person stuck at work today? I'M BORED! Isn't there anyone to play with?!?!?

2:17 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Hoff vs Regis = no contest. They are both fubar alcoholics.
Evangeline doesn't need make-up to look good.
Shitney has a son named Poo-poo. SHOCKER!
Nicole, you were 'married' to TCLTC for 12 years. STFU!
Xtina doing stuff that Madonna has done for years. At least Christina can sing.

2:55 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

ALL FIRST POSTS SHOULD BE DELETED! HOW OLD ARE YOU? WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU POST FIRST OR LAST HERE!

Gods, I thought we left those idiots for aicn or the superficial.

2:58 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Try this link about Shitney.

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments2/britney_spears_pregnancy_cravings/

Check out the pics of Kfed and Shitney's dad.

3:07 PM  
Anonymous mrs. t said...

What the hell is going on in the blogosphere? I've been away for a few days....the SF seems to be shutdown, what's with the need to 'curb abusive comments'? Posting abusive comments once a day keeps me from abusing my children. Is that so very wrong?

3:46 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Mrs. T, lol -- posting keeps me from becoming a crazed lunatic at work and driving my boyfriend insane. I hear where you're coming from.

As for the superficial, just for fun, go to the site and try and read all 212 comments under the Nicky O story. I almost put my fist through the screen.

4:11 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

evil buns - Point taken.

4:27 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

And...Evangeline Lilly is classic -- read that quote about "the Paris Hiltons of the world."

This has been one crappy day, and that quote made it all better...

Have a great weekend, my friends. You're all awesome.

4:32 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Whoa, calm the fuck down there Dragulf, it was a joke--see the Nicky Hilton comments on SuperFish and you'll understand.

5:20 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

I have seen the fish's post. Doesn't make it funny or needed here...

I come to Spankcheeks to avoid the first post losers!

6:07 PM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

The 'Fish will ALWAYS have a special place in my heart...

10:52 PM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

Holy fuck, you guys. I just met the woman I want to go down on the most... Anastasia Beaverhausen... I, too, shave my beaver...

I think I just came a little...

10:59 PM  
Anonymous For you dragulf said...

Hey dragulf, you fucking whackulf
Why don't you come down off your high blogging horse
If ana beaver wants to say FIRST, who are YOU to say. That call belongs to SpankCheeks
You people think just because you "discovered" this site, you have a license to regulate what is said. BULLSHIT!
If you don't like a comment... skip over it



This is from July 06, 2006
MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ LICKS ARMPITS


"easy e said...

first, motherfuckers

Someone should shoot that fat bitch and put her out of her unshavern misery."


Why didn't you jump down his/her throat?

11:18 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

walrus:
ahh, grasshopper, you learn a valuable lesson!

and took it very gracefullly! there may be hope for you yet.
thanks for understanding!

that is all :)

1:15 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Please stay anonymous, it is so much easier to ignore you.

What? I can't have a bad day too? Pfft!

Anyways, I apologise for flying off the handle Anastasia Beaverhausen.

3:29 AM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

"For you dragulf said...
Hey dragulf, you fucking whackulf
Why don't you come down off your high blogging horse
If ana beaver wants to say FIRST, who are YOU to say. That call belongs to SpankCheeks
You people think just because you "discovered" this site, you have a license to regulate what is said. BULLSHIT!
If you don't like a comment... skip over it"


Listen shitface. This isn't The Superficial, land of retarded writers and boring posters. Such as those that type out "first".
Take that fucking bullshit somewhere else. And Yes, I do have a license to regulate here at the Spank because I fucking rule. I know Spank better than any of you and I will stand up for the integrity of her site. There is no room for losers that post First Second, or copy and paste comments. She came up with this site, with a tiny bit of ZeZe help to get away from you idiots.
Now take your shit somewhere else and leave us the fuck alone. I wouldn't doubt she will delete the comments. So why even bother wasting your time.

Gah Idiots!
And did any one else notice the bruises and possible cigarette burns on "Baby Janes" arms?
Bruise right upper arm, possible abusive husband burn left wrist. Which she attempted to cover with her tacky bracelets.

9:44 AM  
Anonymous gemble said...

zeze- I believe this is the first time I'm seeing you here and your'e trying to tell me YOU discovered this site! *coughs BULLSHIT coughs*

10:42 AM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Wow the outpouring of support from you all is amazing! No one gets this kind of support at SuperFish, *sniff* *sniff* I'm touched.

Anyway, Dragulf, no problem dude.

And LadyJane, I too enjoy faking accents so anytime you wanna take turns talking British and going down on each other, lemme know.

1:10 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

evil Bun E. Carlos - I guess you didn't see the all out ass-chewing I gave you over at the superfishes Nicky Hilton previews Nicky O fiasco.

It must have gotten lost in all those "FIRSTS".

Oh well, It's better you didn't see it, for the keeping of the peace sake!





P.S. I love you too

3:14 PM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

Oh sweet sweet gemble. Yah I actually helped her make this site. I gave her HTML codes etc. Since she used to be my next door neighbor and we are the ever so wonderful BFF I would say you need to get that cough checked out.
I dont comment. Hardly ever. Who gives a rip. I never commented on Superfish either but I showed Spank the site to check out. And ever since she has been hooked and decided to start this site.
By the way. I read every thread and I dont believe I have ever seen you here either. Go back and check I used to make comments every thread.
Use your eyes.

8:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know Spanks, I was her neighbor, I gave her HTML codes, I'm the best, BLah, Blah, Blah. YOUR SO RETARDED!!!

11:29 PM  
Anonymous plainjane94 said...

why can't we all just get along?

11:52 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

walrus dude, WTF are you talking about? who the hell is carlos, and why do i care?

most everybody on here knows who i am. so i'm sorry, sweetie. if my ass was over there, it should have been chewed, because i usually expect my ass to follow me wherever i go.
ask hopeless, if he's still alive. other than that, i really don't give a rat's behind.
the name is either "evil" or "bunny" (buns to my friends).
check again, hon, last time i talked to you was on this very thread.

*LATE NITE SHOUT OUT TO JANEY, NINJ, MY ESKIMO PIE, AND OF COURSE, SWEETUMS (sorry, 'cheeks. i have SO many names for you in my head2)

2:09 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Anonymous, it's you're not your, you fruit salad head.



My bad. I fed the anonymous. Spank me Cheeks!

4:00 AM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

I'm glad you finally accepted the fact that I am one the best. With exception to Ninj, Evil Bunny, LadyJane and all of the normal Funny posters on this site.

2:24 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

z-
i always thought i was pretty lame. or is that the point you were trying to make?
sometimes i get so blasted confused(okay, basically, i AM confused. and sometimes evil). but i have been told, that GRAMMATICALLY, i'm sexy. i'm having tee-shirts made.

plus,i still have fab...
shit. i'm not supposed to talk about those,uh, THAT, anymore.
am i a white hat, or a black hat, and on this site, which is better? :)

3:15 AM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

Buns,
You should have shirts made. Sexy should be part of your sign off. Buns You are fantastic. If we are talking about lameness (that a word? Well it is now) here, you are far from it. I could name a few other posters who take the Spank Cake.
As for the white hat vs black hat. Im not sure, maybe Spanks should address the better of the two.

It is her site. She makes the rules. So what is it Spanks?


And They well you know.... Are FabUlous.

10:24 AM  

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