Tuesday, August 22, 2006


See what two months of partying and sun do to La Lohan. (Molly Good)

Why is Hulk Hogan purple? And what's with that sideways vagina for a belly button? Yikes. (Us Weekly)

Jessica Alba, lookin' foxy. (The Bastardly)

Maybe "Bin Laden" means "lover of adult contemporary music and crack addicts." (The Bosh)

Where in the world is Matt Lauer's trainer? (TMZ)

Nobody can stay engaged to Brittany Murphy. I'm guessing because she's ugly. (People)


Anonymous Dragulf said...

Honestly Cheeks! Are you trying to make me blind? Always with the nasty pictures at the top ...

3:44 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Damn Cheeks, how drunk ARE you? These were obviously taken at the same time. Note the same bikini, same house in background, same jewelery, same sunnies...

Come to think of it, why the fuck am I staring at Hohan's pic for so long!?

3:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She LIVES in that beach house. Of course it's going to be in the picture again. Look at her stomach. It's definitely rounder. That's what two months of cum-guzzling do for you.

3:59 PM  
Anonymous easy e said...

dammit, I forgot to use my name. That was me, the comment before.

4:01 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

easy e- I would've left it anonymously :)

Osama and Whitney sittin in a tree...

4:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That would have to be the only way I would ever cheer for Osama.

4:19 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

How cute, she grew a pouch.

I love that bikini! BAM BAM BAMBAM

4:22 PM  
Anonymous dsquared said...

What, is she a fuckin' marsupial?

5:18 PM  
Anonymous Stallion said...

She's a freckle from fraggle rock...........

7:15 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

how the hell do you give up a guy who's a professional "best boy grip"? those words just make me all tingly!

and i don't know about the before/after shots, all i can say is that bikini is NOT the best choice for her coloring. skin colored with huge leopard spots/freckles? she looks almost naked...
oh. wait. nevermind.

damn you, ninj, you're eating my brain!

7:18 PM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

Brookes Sunglasses remind of me a flies eyes.

7:22 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

stallion! i love fraggle rock!!! well, i did when it was on.

now i'm going to have the theme song stuck in my head all night.

at least i thank god my kids were too old for barney. hated that sucker.

7:22 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

show dsquared the fucking marsupials!!!!

7:26 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...


Chill the fuck out!!!!

How much fucking tequila did you fucking drink today, fuckity fuck fuck?

7:33 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

the lemurs? that fun little furry gang bang you sent me?
they are marsupials!

and, sadly, i am out of tequila. just incredibly bored.

i bow my head in shame. i be chillin'.

fucking marsupials. I thought it was funny. and great coincidence.

8:02 PM  
Anonymous stallion said...

lol fraggle rock lol.........

8:06 PM  
Anonymous GEMBLE said...


8:09 PM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

Weird Gemble, just weird.........

Sike, I jerk off to Dora the

8:12 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...



Thank you,

A. Beaver

8:13 PM  
Anonymous BarbadoSlim said...

Dammit Gemble, you just brought back memories of Jem.

Deep, dark, moist ....memories.

Synergy! I need a towel, and some Vaseline...

9:34 PM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

Yo, fucktards, don't know if this is an inside joke or what, but,.......lemurs are NOT marsupials. Read a book...nay, look up the definitions in, not the tiny nigger, the book. Eh.

Anyone else get the clap just from looking at this Walt "not on my cock, this is for the children" Disney puke-puppet?

9:39 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

..."not the tiny nigger"

That's funny!

9:51 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

tranny, my bad. i thought they were marsupials. dunno where my brain is. they are actually simians.

and not really an inside joke, more like an email of, ahem, very active lemurs that ninj sent me today.

i don't normally screw things up THAT badly. mea culpa.

10:00 PM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

OK, Matt Lauer's body is looking pretty good, but his face is reminding me of that guy Steve who used to do Blue's Clues, its just not working for me.

11:19 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

OMG! Granny said nigger!

Other "tiny niggers":

1. Arnold from Diff'rent Strokes
2. Beetlejuice from Howard Stern
3. Muggsy Bogues Basketball player
4. Sammy Davis, Jr.
5. Prince

6:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't forget that nigger Carlton from Fresh Prince Of the Bel and the air

9:45 AM  
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