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Friday, August 04, 2006

TARA REID SHOULD KILL HERSELF

You want to know why Tara Reid should kill herself? Because if you can't fix "ugly" with plastic surgery, you just shouldn't be allowed to live. And you should certainly not be allowed to traipse around in public in a swimsuit. Especially not in a swimsuit that turns your tits into "armpit fat."

God, I hate Tara Reid.


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24 Comments:

Anonymous easy e said...

first... first ... FIRST, muthafuckas!!!

I thought I saw Tara Reid down by the docks but it turned out to be a homeless woman with a lot of armpit fat. Sad.

6:00 PM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

Back to back posts with Ashlee Simpson and Tara Reid?It's tough to say which of these disgusting, whorey, no-talent STD factories I hate more.

No wait, no it's not. I hate Ashlee Simpson so much I think I hate her more than Hitler and Satan combined. (But not quite as much as George Bush.)

6:28 PM  
Anonymous jane's eyre said...

That strangely looks like she's got a rather large va-jay-jay in her armpit.

8:06 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

that's not armfat. the guy is davy jones' (of pirates, not monkees fame) son. (wow, that was a fucking awful sentance) (and how much do we really know about the momkee's guy, anyway?) some kind of un-dead casual sex....

uh, i think ninj needs to finish that one. i'm in over my head.

oh, and i still, SERIOUSLY, still don't know exactly who this bitch is? i mean, i know she's a noted drunk and nipple slip "artiste" (almost forgot slut), so we should appreciate her for those things, but wha? is she a mousketeer gone bad? a genetics experiment? really..
inquiring minds want to know!!


evil

8:08 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

janey! janey! you're here!

i think i just wet myself.

damned persona.

8:09 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

hey, did you guys just here the jodie foster quote on mel gibson?
paraphrasing here :
" ... i just wish i had been there. i'd tell him 'don't take that drink!' "

when was jodie foster granted super powers? ohhhh. wait. i know. the virgin pregnancies.
HOLY FUCK THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!
passion of christ/mel gibson/jodie foster/ i just need 3 more for 6 degrees of kevin bacon!!

sometimes i even amaze myself.

8:15 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

crap. HEAR. not here.

see how excited i get?

yes, i am seeing someone for that.

8:17 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

ok. i just re-read my posts.
seriously, 'cheeks, i'm glad you're back. you've got my spelling and grammar all messed up. we had a little fun without you, but am looking forward to the next party, with you, all exalted one, as the hostess.

am i right?

love ya, spankers!
(did i spell everything correctly?)

8:20 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

oh fuck i was right the first time.

ninj, can we talk again about that whole bending over the couch thing?

that asshole sid at the other place got me so hot under the collar, i can't even think straight.

time to go stroke my bunnies.

8:23 PM  
Anonymous dsquared said...

Back in business! Swweeeet.

Easy, wasn't Tara Reid in American Pie? Technically I believe she's an actress.

8:23 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

who told you i was easy?

oh. sorry.

8:26 PM  
Anonymous plainjane94 said...

i didn't know plastic boobs could do that.

8:47 PM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

Well now....

She is clinging onto him like white on rice. She knows, deep down in her weirdly lypo'd gut that he is the best she'll ever get... My bet's are she's preggers in 2 months.

If you are in your 20's and have a face like my nana, you take what you get...

9:37 PM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

lipo'd?

lypo'd....

which one?

Ah, who fucking cares, she's a ditch pig.

9:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lady Jane:

It is neither "lipo'd" nor "lypo'd"; it's "fucked so hard up the ass it warped her abdominal wall."

That is all.

9:48 PM  
Anonymous jane's eyre said...

The song playing in Tara's head:

"I'll be dyin' in your arms tonight..."

Wait for the head bobbing a la Night at the Roxbury.

11:08 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Looks like her boobs threw up.

11:34 PM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

She sure is a DayDream Believer when it comes to how smashing she is. *Did you get the monkees slip there?*
She has more room in her armpit va-jay-jay than any thinkin' matter in her cranial area...


And by the way and special welcome to PJ! Glad to see you made it over!

7:40 AM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

She looks like one of those porcelain clown dolls...

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/images/Doll%20Page/doll-clownmusicbox.JPG

eh its all I could do... sorry no fancy link-age

7:47 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Never liked Tara, not even when she was supposed to be hot... always turned off by the ass that grew on top of her ass... quite disgusting, and those weird oblong legs, and her too far apart tits, and you can just tell by looking at her that she does not wash her cunt.

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EVIL, aren't we the hoppity one?

About the bending you over the couch thing. Check your E-mail.

Have no clue who the guy with her is.

1. Passion of Christ 2. Mel Gibson 3. Jodie Foster 4. John lithgow & Jodie Foster(Mesmerized 1986) 5. Charlize Theron & Jihn Lithgow (Life and death of Peter Sellers 2004). 6. Kevin Bacon & Charlize Theron (Trapped 2002).
***************************

Janey: Miss ya. Sorry about your boss being such an ass, maybe if you sucked his dick every now and then he'd let you post during the day. Works for me. The blue die is a good choice, thanks for inviting me into your world of 'Geekdom'.

Krisdy: You totally ditched us at the party after Tranny used you as a human hand puppet?

Spanks: I enjoyed 'Intimating' with you last night. It's a heck of a lot more fun than 'Exascerbating' with myself.

And next time I'd appreciate it if you washed your cunt.


Welcome back SLUTTO!!!!

ninj

2:05 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

thank you, ninj. i KNEW there had to be a kevin bacon in
there somewhere.

hmm. no brand new mail. but i think i can "figure it out".
obtuseness (do i get credit for a new word?) is often my downfall.

shoulda been here today, sweetums. perfect pool weather and NNNOOOOBODY home.

some bunnies are actually quite good swimmers. and i always love to sun my buns.

oh, what was the topic? are we still on scary unkown actress boobies?
now THERE'S a thread i'd like to see!!!

evil bun-buns

6:30 PM  
Anonymous Tranny said...

That's not a tit, she just had an extra ass installed, so she could shit more, instead of vomiting to keep her disgusting little to-scrawny body thin. Plus it's an extra hole to stuff a dick in when she is getting trained. Bring a friend to the gang-bang!

2:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What I like are the rosy cheeks she is sporting. she does look like a killer clown

8:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am shocked at the word HATE! Do U even know Tara Reid or any other celebrity? I apologize but lets think about the anger you and others are expressing towards people I am assuming you have not met therefore can not accurately form a opinion on. Let's think about the root to why you are angry, I'm sure it has nothing to do with Tara Reid or any other celebrity. Deep breath in and out. Think of a place or thought that makes you smile. Yes, that's it. Serenity, Happiness and love. To all of you Peace into the New Year!

10:49 PM  

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