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Monday, August 21, 2006

TEEN CHOICE TURDS



Britney Spears had the dubious honor of introducing her husband at the Teen Choice Awards Sunday evening. Kevin Federline debuted a giant turd of a single -- "Lose Control" -- somehow without any objections from Eminem or Vanilla Ice.

Amazingly, after witnessing the performance, I did lose control. Of my bowels. Well done, K-Fed! Well done.

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20 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was some recycled shit, all theatrics of the dancers aside - he almost ran into one of them, sack of shit dancer that he is. The song is putrid and he is no artist.

7:26 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

I wish I had seen it, just so I'd be able to properly make fun of him today.

7:37 AM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

If this fucking fuck gets himself actually famous for something besides getting Britney Spears knocked up, I am going to summon the 4 horsemen myself.

8:11 AM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

Those are some tits..

8:47 AM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

Oh, and Britney sure has a humongous rack too.

Ha!

8:47 AM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

All I keep thinking is that Sean Preston will someday realize what a screwed up family he belongs to and he's gonna hang himself in a closet.

If I had these two as parents, I know I wouldn't want to live...

8:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where the fuck is Eminem when you need him??? Didn't he used to regulate against this kind of TRL shit? Eminem would never have let this happen on his watch, NEVER! Those tough guys attempts at snarls and ghetto fab were sickeningly pathetic. After seeing Britney's gluttonous boobs bounce on stage to gum chewingly introduce her human Meth experiment of a husband, I am absolutely certain the Teen Choice awards will be cancelled for next year. Either that or the terrorists win.

9:01 AM  
Anonymous topaz21 said...

The four horsemen live in my basement, if you need them ASAP. There always sitting around doing bong hits and watching reruns of Giligan's Island. Strange crew.

How did y'all make your name that fancy blue color?

9:01 AM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

Yo, Topazz, tell the horseman I got another pound of kind, if they have the cash....and I need my hookah back, Yog-Soggoth is coming over for some lovin'.

"human meth experiment" Those are the type of words that make life worth living.

Oh, and only the cool kids get blue letters.

9:13 AM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

Ok, go to where you sign in at, click the "other" button, type your name into the name spot, put either your website or any fucking thing you want in the web slot, and Voila! blue letters. Plus, when someone clicks on your cool blue name they get sent any fucking place you want them to go. for instance, click most of my posts and you go to Zannas and my blog. Click this one and you got to siamestwinsfuckingbaboons.com

try both, I dare ya!

9:23 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

topaz- Here's how it was explained to me many moons ago by the cock-ninja hisself.

Go to
http:/www.blogger.com/home

At the bottom right where it says "If you're not a blogger user please sign up here", do it, than you can create a profile etc.

9:27 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Walrus: Always on the ball. Nice profile. I liked it better when your interests included ... sucking the piss out of Hopeless_ a.k.a ninja's Magic Meat Lizard.

Been away detassling corn. It's that time of year if ya know what I mean ;) --and no it is not a reference from 'Brokeback Mountain' -- I believe Heath's ass had been detassled 'many moons ago'.

ninj

11:11 AM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

ANOTHER single?!?!

I still cream in my pants a little everytime I hear "Po, Po, Po, PopaZoa, PopaZoa..."

And by cream in my pants I mean dry heave all over my keyboard.

In case you haven't seen it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6RvngAZCcQ

I'm warning you tho, I had to watch Hasselhoff videos just to recover.

And while your over there...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF_cJwmC45s

Hear how Britney likes to "manipullate" men.

11:47 AM  
Anonymous GEMBLE said...

HER BOOBS... SHE'S FAT, BUT THOSE TITTIES. YUM.

12:14 PM  
Blogger smellypiratehooker said...

Tranny, I have enjoyed the plight of the Grannys as well.

1:20 PM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

Reverse the circle?
Thats like time track speed change or whatever the fuck she said on the last video from her skinny days. Shes in idiot.

Im glad it was only a fifty second clip though. I couldnt have taken much more.
Do you generally watch britney videos Anastasia? Or is it solely for posting sake? I dont know how you could stand it.

2:37 PM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

About the post though.. That is an ever so appropriate dress to be walking on out stage with in front of tons of children.

Did she get a Lohan shot? Butt cheeks a flailin?

2:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was she chewing gum?

6:34 PM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

She look's horrible, as usual, but those are some big ass TiT Tay's...........

7:34 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

just think. with just the teeniest bit of help from the lovely sales folk at victorias secret (yes, i know the secret, but i'm not telling), she could have propped those puppies up and carried wine glasses atop each.

of course i only know this because, blah, blah blah.
pregnancy boobies can be very hard to train.

ever so seriously, she looks bad. mostly because she's in a split screen with the turd, but she just don't look good.
but for some strange reason she looks really happy.

i'm sorry. i can't finish that thought those boobies are SO wrong somehow. i can't stop staring. dear god, help me.

2:58 AM  

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