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Thursday, August 17, 2006

"A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS" TO TELL PEOPLE YOU'RE GAY

Below is the actual press release from RCA records promoting Gay Gayken's latest album. I've highlighted the especially gay portions of the release, along with an explanation of what is really meant in parenthesis for your reading enjoyment.
The long wait for Clay Aiken fans is over. RCA Records will release the singer’s third album, “A Thousand Different Ways” on September 19th. The project, Aiken’s first outing (I'm gay) since 2004, combines 10 cover versions of well-known songs from the ’70s, ’80s and ’90s with four brand-new songs. [...]

For Aiken, the new album’s title has multiple meanings. “This is an album of love songs,” he explains, “but they are about all different kinds of love (sex with men). Romantic love, Friendship, Unconditional love. There are a thousand different kinds of love (putting it in the bottom, for instance); a thousand different ways to tell someone you love them...

Those who have come to expect Aiken to belt out a song won’t be disappointed. The album shows off Aiken’s vocals in a big way (I like "big cocks") with songs like the Bad English hit “When I See You Smile” and Harry Nillsson’s “Without You.” But Aiken will surprise fans by singing in a more relaxed style on some tracks than they have heard before, showing a different, sexier side(the side that likes to have sex with men)...

This new album has much more of me in it(like that guy in the Army who sold out our web chat). Right from the beginning, Clive and Jaymes wanted to find songs that were right for me(sounded gay). Jaymes told me, “Stay in your lane, but remember it’s okay to swerve a little(have sex with men) and see where it takes you.’ That’s exactly what we did.”
GAY. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.

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9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha ha ha! LMAO!! X)

7:28 AM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

My mom thinks Gayken is handsome and has even seen the great Gayken live in concert. She says there's like, totally no way he could be gay because he smiles and winks at the girls near the stage. Then I tell her MOMMMM HE'S FUCKING GAAAAAY and she gets pissy and kicks me out of her house.

8:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very, very funny! He might as well just come out and say he smokes pole, I mean, it worked for Lance Bass. Oh wait, no it didn't.

8:49 AM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

I have a feeling that those hamsters rather be fed to a snake..............

9:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

didn't he try out to be the lead singer for the pussycat dolls but was voted out because he looked too pretty.

10:25 AM  
Anonymous SEXPOT said...

I heard Gay Aiken smells like cum. Weird, huh?

11:17 AM  
Blogger sonya said...

I bet he has that poster of the original The Little Mermaid movie cover art on his wall. The one where Triton's castle has towers that look like big golden penises.

7:35 PM  
Anonymous gemble said...

Have you READ the Davinci Code, Sonya? Apparently Disney is all about subversive symbols. And the sacred feminine. And penises, of course.

10:50 AM  
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