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Friday, August 11, 2006

TOM AND HIS BEARD MAKE OUT



For all of you out there who believe that a) Tom Cruise is gay; b) that Katie Holmes is a helpless Scientology hostage; or c) Tom Cruise sacrificed Katie Holmes in a bizarre Hubbard-esque cleansing ritual and then ate her placenta; have a look at these photos! It's Tom and Katie! I mean "Kate!" Together! Embracing! Kate isn't wearing a straight-jacket! Tom doesn't have a cock in his mouth!



You just can't fake a passionate embrace like that. Unless, maybe, you were good at pretending. Or maybe were an actor or something.

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22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

They never actually touch lips.

8:23 AM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

Love how she's doing all the work, and he's just standing there. Cuz, see, we all know the truth.

TCLTC.

8:46 AM  
Anonymous He said, She said...

Could they be more in love?

Public Displays of Affection Agghhhh!!

At least his hands aren't (ain't)in his pockets!

8:59 AM  
Anonymous monkey love said...

God, I remember when I used to be in love with Tom Cruise -- Top Gun days. Before Scientology turned him into a raving lunatic queer.

9:38 AM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

He's not even touching her. Which, someday, she'll be grateful for...

9:49 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck.

O.k. Here's the deal I'm in the Lake of the Ozarks all week until tuesday. I miss you all. This sucks. Twzllr is even here and I'm not. This Fucking sucks. Walrus, don't leave. This site rules. Am in a hurry, found a hotel (while the riverboat is parked) that has wireless internet, bribed the clerk so he would let me get this post in. Friends think I'm Psycho, cause I was like "get me to a computer and step on it!" Miss you fucks. Fuck, even twzzlr is here, Fuck, Fuck, allready sick of looking at chicks showing tits in the party cove, Fuck. No computer on boat. Don't want you guys to think I'm dead. Sorry about the horrific grammar and spelling, no time to check. Love ya all.

Bunny, miss you and your Emails:(

Anyway, sorry so erratic, in a hurry, not even wearing a shirt in the hotel, sandals and shorts, and the clerk (Clem) is like hurry the fuck up. So gotta go. Will be back soon.

P.s. Spanks. Walrus and others are really cool hope you don't mind me inviting them. I know you can handle the trolls --price to pay I guess when you become HUGE-- consider it a compliment, all the best blogs have trolls. Keep up the posts, they are awesome.

P.p.s. You fucking rule and you are all hot as fucking hell.

Later,

ninj. a.k.a hopeless

Twzzlr: can't wait to eat your pussy when I get back.

10:15 AM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

Ninja, when my empire is finally complete, you will be my right-hand man. The Darth Vader to my Emporer. Together, we will rule the galaxy!

Enjoy the Ozarks.

11:21 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

cock - I thought maybe you took a hiatus to watch all those "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" shows you've got on Tivo??

I found Twzzlrgirl! I hunted her down, tied her up and put her in a gunny-sack kicking and screaming. She's here to stay as long you feed her a steady supply of COCK-NINJA.


If you here the theme from "Deliverance"... "Run Forrest Run"!!!

11:47 AM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

Thanks for bringing "the others" aboard. I fucking love you guys. In a stalker-with-a-knife-and-a-peeping-fetish sort of way. Round up as many as you can and send them my way.

11:50 AM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Ah, Walrus says he tied me kicking and screaming, but I was enjoying myself the whole time ;)

TGLTC (twzzlrgirl loves the cock).

1:13 PM  
Anonymous petemclochness said...

Spank--I love the new pink background, but that could just be my feminine side talking.

1:39 PM  
Anonymous easy e said...

Twizzle girl --

Consider it "Stockholm Syndrome." Now, you're one of us...

3:09 PM  
Blogger boredstiff said...

SCLTC!!!!

3:53 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Yes, I have already begun to love my captors...

4:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TGLTC!

7:46 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

twzzlr - Your screams were of orgasmic ecstasy, as if you had Ben Wa balls rolling around your coochie. Your legs were flailing about like a Haitian woman in a voodoo trance.

10:56 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Wait. Wait a minute. Can't you see how much he cares for her? Can't you?
Yeah, me neither.

I bet to make up for this display he makes her strap on the 'big one' and ram it in his ass.


TCLTC!

10:58 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

I thought so, but I don't remember it all..

I hope you got it on film... :) I am a screamer...

11:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are his hands by his sides???

11:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He obviously isn't reciprocating -- doesn't want to, i would say...

11:56 PM  
Anonymous gemble said...

He looks uncomfortable -- like he would rather be somewhere else, or have a cock in his mouth. Or maybe his shoes ar too tight.

7:35 AM  
Blogger neelyohara said...

He has tiny little baby arm... and they are so white

4:28 PM  

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