Monday, August 14, 2006


Kate Bosworth "inadvertantly" flashed her nipple Friday night at a Justin Timberlake concert, probably in the hopes of getting a little press for one of the most mediocre superhero movies in history. And I'll have you know I saw "Superman"in 3-D -- high as a fucking kite -- and it still sucked. However, I will say that there weren't any nipples in "Superman," so that may have been the problem.

These boobies are tiny, so for the pervs out there who stumble across my site while searching for "spank porn" (you know who you are), enjoy an extreme nip closeup.

photo source


Anonymous Anonymous said...

mmmm.... nipples... aarrggh

7:42 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Forget Kate Bosworths "pirates delight" sunken chest as spank porn...
I'm flogging my hog to that suited vixen with the pen in her mouth in Spanks Cheeks bio!!

8:32 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

HEY!!!!!!! Is that SNL's Tina Fey in that picture?

Either way, I'm still choking the old chicken!

9:06 AM  
Anonymous Italian Nipple Loving stallion said...

I'm thinking the black dude in this picture is either a fag or a racist, because if I was him my eye's would be looking right at them titties not searching for U.F.O's....................

9:31 AM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

Heyyyyyy.... she stole my pinkies!

'cept mine are even purtier!


9:47 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Love the nipple shot, but I'm overwhelmed by all the wonderful PINK!. The Panther is here. Where is Owens Corning?

Holy Edith Piaf! Spanks... You've gone pink! Pinkish! Pinkston! Pinkerton! Pinky_Nip!

Dress me in pink and call me Darth Gayder! Lady speed stick-- Pink! Schick slim twin disposable smooth glide plus-- Pink! Pepto-- Pink! Me Lucky Charms heavy on the pink--Hearts! Pinks you punk ownership papers. Oh my pinkdom! Tuscadero-- Pink... Honey I just want to know what you do there in the back of your pink cadillac-- Pink ??? Pinkity pink pink three little pigs makin' bacon-- pink!!!!!!

How perfectly, and metaphorically appropriate! I love PINK!!! Bring on the pink!!! SPANK THE SHIT OUT OF ME UNTIL MY CHEEKS ARE PINK!!!

Je vois la tush en rose!!!

When you spank me heaven sighs and tho I close my eyes I see 'la tush en rose.'

Keep up the good work. Be back soon. Love the posts.


Walrus. Hysterical. If you happen to see my grandma tell her thanks for the beef sandwich au jus, but next time I'd appreciate it if she removed the tampon, wait a minute, that couldn't have been a tampon she's too old... oh fuck! Also, keep twzllr happy, if she gets bored try giving her 'the shark'-- both hands together and inserted, can also be called 'the prayer'. Or perhaps a good prostate tickle. Just keep her coming.

11:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cock-Ninja, I think I love you.

11:49 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Spankcheeks was upset about Courtney Cox's "mole nipple" yet Kate Bosworth's is a lot weirder looking. Well, at least we know why Kate won't pose naked. She has no ass and her nipples are weird. If Kate was my girl I wouldn't complain, she brings home the bacon and can't even act.

12:51 PM  
Anonymous gemble said...

It's like a lopsided pepperoni.

3:22 PM  
Anonymous BarbadoSlim said...

yay!! Nothing like a peek at some dried, shrunken anorexic tit to get me off.

5:53 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

hello, my ninj...

glad you miss me!
and for the record,i've never seen harold and maude. guess i'll have to look that one up.

i've seen the series "maude" (which, thank god, i don't think even nick at night has even picked up). i'm pretty sure i i saw "harry and tonto" pretty sure one of the main characters was a cat---


somehow i don't think that's the same movie!!!!!!
but i DO get the references.

i've had it with the sites. the damn trolls. we had SOOO much fun!!! and i will always ( uh, not that i'm going away forever or anything) keep those special footie pjs that meant so much to us.
my trapdoor is always open for you!

your bunny

P.S. HI, guys!

7:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Spank! Sorry to use your blog as a means for communication but I no longer have a working email for you and I know how you are with the phone send me your info love your friend in Washington.

10:22 PM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

I have 40C's that are perkier, damn girl, buy a bra.

12:50 AM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

eskimo pie, sweetie, cold weather will do that.

nothing brightens one's day than a nice rack. there is no such thing as bad tits. right guys? mama bunny's got fried eggs. this bunny has fab ta-tas. scarily, baby bunny has a rack not meant to be handled (pun intended) by mortal men. and no, i will NOT send a picture, you filthy beasts.

titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer

5 big points for the reference... it's pretty easy!

so tempted to choose anonymous on this one.

1:21 AM  
Blogger ladyambar said...

Man, I wished I saw Superman high. I also saw, talladega and little man...

Fuck! What a shitty taste my hubby has for flicks! My need for revenge is soaring!

Any suggestions?

11:47 PM  

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