Friday, August 25, 2006

WHAT'S THAT ON ANGELINA'S FINGER? is claiming to have caught a glimpse of a wedding ring on Angelina Jolie's finger. No one knows if the band Angie wears in her upcoming Shiseido ads is there as a part of the cosmetic campaign, or whether it is the first real hint at an engagement.

I don't want to disappoint any Brangelina hopefuls out there, but I can say with absolute certainty that the only ring that Brad and Angie will ever be exchanging is probably a cock-ring. A cock-ring that comes with a ball-gag and some nipple clamps. A diamond might be "forever," but a six-hour erection can mean a whole night of happiness.



Anonymous nyla said...

I didn't even notice that ring in those ads until you pointed it out!

6:50 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

"A cock-ring that comes with a ball-gag and some nipple clamps."

Sounds like the wedding trousseau I bought my ex-wife.

7:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She looks weird in that picture.

8:18 AM  
Anonymous xxx said...

Ball gag and nipple clamps? Where do I sign up?

11:33 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

She's staring at his bellowing frog chin.

11:47 AM  
Anonymous dimples said...

lol walrus!

12:05 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Grandpa always said, "Why buy the milk if you can get the cow for free!"

Not that she's a cow, but she definitely moo's a lot when I stick it in her ass. Oh wait, I'm confusing Angelina with my cow Bessie. Oops.


1:08 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

ninja- When your slammin Bessie,

are you facing a cliff??

3:10 PM  
Anonymous Italian stallion said...

Why do they always look like they're getting ready to rob a bank?.............

5:31 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

She is thinking how easy it would be to snap his scrawny little neck.

5:36 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Dragulf seems to be in D&D mode this evening.

5:44 PM  
Anonymous dsquared said...

I gave a cock-ring as a bar mitzvah gift!

5:59 PM  
Anonymous ninja's grandma said...

D&D? Dorks and douches? Dildos and dickweeds? Dillholes and doo-doo heads? Running out of "D" insults.

7:23 PM  
Anonymous tp21 said...

"D-fuckyourselfninja'sgrandma" is a good "D" insult.

12:34 PM  

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