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Thursday, August 24, 2006

WHO IS NICOLE RICHIE "BONING"?

Rumors have been swirling that Nicole "Vomitron" Richie is dating Brody Jenner. Jenner and the Vomitron have been photographed having casual lunches together, shopping in Malibu, and most recently, leaving hot spot "Hyde" (above).

Now, I couldn't give a shit about the Vomitron or who she's dating, and I don't even know who the tool she's with actually is. What I care about here is this picture of her disgusting cavernous chest. I've never been able to actually see the clavicle and sternum and adjoining ribs so well on her before.

It's a matter of time before she looks like this and stops shitting altogether.

25 Comments:

Anonymous gemble said...

That photoshop is dead-on. Bitch is DEAD. I give her two months, tops.

9:12 AM  
Anonymous gemble said...

And if she isn't dead by then, I'll kill her myself. I'll choke her with my big fat cock.

9:12 AM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Hehe Cheeks! "Boning." Literally. Cos she's so "boney" it'd be like boning a bone. Hehe. Ah.......

9:21 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Lay her on the road,

use her as a speed bump.

9:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought that was real for a second. But after that great weed I had last night, I thought the tooth fairy was real and that Paris Hilton only fucked two guys (a girl, and a pizza shop).

9:25 AM  
Anonymous Tranny said...

I got something in my teeth, will somebody hand me a Richie to pick it out?

10:18 AM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

I'm kind of surprised she hasn't been attacked by dog's.........

10:21 AM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

My life is brilliant.
My coke is pure.
I saw a skeleton.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the beach.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause she looked like a toothpick in the sand....

You're Skeletor. You're Skeletor.
You're Skeletor, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
Except, maybe force feed you......

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can use her to snake my clogged toilet and feed her nutritious vitamins at the same time.

10:37 AM  
Anonymous xxx said...

LOL Stallion, I love you and want to have your babies.

10:46 AM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

That's scary, when I looked at her picture I didn't even think it was photoshopped. Oh my eyes hurt, I need some weed anonymous!

11:36 AM  
Anonymous ZeZe said...

Stallion you creative bastard. That was great. Rather catchy too.

12:39 PM  
Blogger smellypiratehooker said...

Now that is brown!

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

I had this dog I was training not to eat. I almost had it trained when it died.

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dragulf, I called Animal Cops on you.

2:08 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

I mean, how old is that joke? My dad told me that one many years ago...
I don't have a dog. I have cats. Fat cats mind you.

3:27 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

drag- I had a cat once...
It tasted like chicken!!!


Everytime I see your name, I think of this little Rob Zombie ditty:

"Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula"

4:31 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Nice Femurs!

Stallion: You stole that song from James' brother Phat Blunt!

Dragulf: Aha, I knew it! You have cats, fat cats, aha. You are the Dingle Fairy.

Tranny: Walrus can help you with that thing caught in your teeth. fucking needle dick.

ninj

5:58 PM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

Cock Little-Girl, just cause you are currently fucking a needle dick does not mean the straight people want to hear about it. Don't ask, don't tell, or in your case, try not to belch sperm during job interviews.

Dog is delicious, I had Thai neighbors once.

And, I fucked a cat. Mistake about the word "pussy"....totally out of context. My bad.

6:06 PM  
Blogger Jillian Staci said...

italian stallion is a God.

When I read what he wrote, I could actually hear James Fuckwad Blunt singing it inside my head.

It was the only time I enjoyed hearing James sing.

Brilliant.

6:24 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

My eyesight must be going...I thought the word "spankings" was "spanklings." (You know, like we were Cheek's little spanks, er, or something...).

9:28 PM  
Blogger sonya said...

It must've been Bring a Somalian to a Local Hotspot Day. I love humanitarians. *sniff*

10:24 PM  
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