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Friday, August 25, 2006

WILLIAM H. MACY WANTS SOME ASS

Actor William H. Macy will not tolerate tardiness. Especially tardiness at the hands of a coked-up slutbag who can't remember what day it is, let alone what time she's supposed to be at work. He says of "Bobby" co-star Lindsay Lohan
"You can't show up late. It's very, very disrespectful. I think what [she] has to realize [is that] when you show up an hour late, 150 people have been scrambling to cover for you. There is not an apology big enough in the world to have to make 150 people scramble. It's nothing but disrespect. And Lindsay Lohan is not the only one. A lot of actors show up late as if they're God's gift to the film. It's inexcusable. They should have their asses kicked."
Suggesting that Lindsay Lohan needs her ass kicked just bought William H.Macy a "Get Out of Jail Free" card from the honorable Spank Cheeks. He was officially "dead to me" after I wasted 188 minutes of my life watching the insufferably cryptic "Magnolia." If one more arthouse asshole tries to explain the Biblical signifigance of the frog-rain ending, I swear I'll start kicking some asses. Starting with Lindsay Lohan. Bitch has to learn you just can't be tardy.

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13 Comments:

Anonymous easy e said...

What, are the rest of you fuckers to busy working? It's Friday!!

7:40 AM  
Anonymous working fucker said...

Some of us do have jobs, you know.

8:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes but he has to be forgiven for fargo! i wish he's kick lindsay lohan square in the ass and wave a fist in the air and call her a damn ragamuffin.

8:20 AM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

lol anonymous, I can totally picture that in my mind.

8:24 AM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

Me after watching the last 2 minutes of Magnolia:

"It's raining FROGS?! The FUCK?! 186 minutes of this drivel and THIS is my fucking PAYOFF?! That's IT. I am NEVER watching movies EVER again."

11:22 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Ask Aimee Mann?

It's not what you thought
when you first hired her
You got what you wanted
Now you can hardly stand it
Though by now you know

It's not going to stop
It's not going to stop
No, it's not going to stop

Til the bitch wises up!

11:32 AM  
Anonymous xxx said...

Magnolia made me suicidal. The best part was TCLTC as the motivational speaker.

11:32 AM  
Anonymous Stallion said...

He look's like a serial killer, and his name fits that to a tee.............

5:38 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Wow, am I ever glad I have never seen that movie.

5:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I also thought Fargo blew.

5:58 PM  
Anonymous ninja's mom said...

I also think Lindsay Lohan blew. A lot of dudes before they buttfucked her.

7:21 PM  
Anonymous poetry buff said...

Wow, so when did they start letting Shitney Spears post her shittyass poems on here?

10:14 PM  
Blogger Espinafrina silva said...

Lindsay Lohan is a celebrity it has repercussions much about her
Tele Sexo

5:59 PM  

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