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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN BOY GEORGE?


Singer Boy George reported for his first day of community service with the city's Department of Sanitation on Monday. As he had predicted, a "media circus" soon surrounded him on Lower East Side Street and barraged him with questions. Boy George used his broom as a weapon to sweep dirt and leaves into the lens of one of the video cameras recording his clean-up duty. USA Today reports that he then yelled,
"You think you're better than me? Go home. Let me do my community service... This is supposed to be making me humble. Let me do this. I just want to do my job."
Oh, Boy George, do you even have to ask? Of course we think we're better than you. That homeless lady with the incontinence problem over on 87th thinks she's better than you. Pretty much everybody thinks they're better than you.

Attention readers: feel free to swing by Lower East Side anytime this week and let him know that you think you're better than him, too. $20 if you get it on tape and send it my way. For details, email me @ spankcheeks1979@yahoo.com.


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17 Comments:

Anonymous easy e said...

Yeah, I think I'm better than him, but I don't happen to live in NYC.

7:13 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

He's looking good.


Who is he???

7:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello? Karma Chameleon?

7:41 AM  
Anonymous morgan freeman said...

My retarded cousin is better than him.

8:29 AM  
Anonymous gemble said...

Twenty bucks? Really?

8:32 AM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

I'd say how the mighty have fallen, but this guy was always a freak. This is about where I pictured he'd be years after Culture Club.

I'll tell you, after seeing Chris Robinson, Boy George, Pete what-his-name, and Nicole Richie this morning, I'm looking in the mirror thinking I should call an agent. I look way better than these "celebrities."

8:35 AM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

Do you know how I know I'm better than Boy George?

1.) I'm not fat, pasty & bald.
2.) I don't wear cut-off sweat pant "capris".
3.) I don't sweep streets.
4.) Guys don't have to strap a 2x4 to their ass when they do me doggy-style for fear of falling in.

8:38 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

My older brother really loved his music. Then again my brother is an evil bastard so I am not surprised. He would sing that chameleon song all day to drive us crazy.

Indeed, how could this weirdo be considered an artist is beyond me. Then again people used to like Shitney. There is no accounting for tastes.

9:26 AM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

So Dragulf, your older brother is a fag? Not that theres anything wrong with that...........

Spanks: How much if I drive to New York to toss a Starbucks coffee at him and get that on tape? Nevermind, waste of good coffee.............

9:47 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Strangely enough Stallion, he was gay for a number of years. I remember opening a door and there he was with his best friend's pants around his knees. I caught him red handed or is that red mouthed. I didn't want to remember that shit man. Then this extra fat bitch got him to knock her up and they got married so he is no longer gay, I guess. It really doesn't matter as I never speak to him; the evil bastard.

10:54 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

You don't become UN-gay. You are either gay or not. I count bi as gay. Fact, man, like it or not.

11:42 AM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

Damn, one night of pity sex for a fat girl, and now you have to pretend all the gay is gone. Sorry to say, those are the ones who usually hang themselves. I've thought about it a couple times, not because of the hiding gay part but for sleeping with a fat girl...............

1:25 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Freaky thing is he has 3 kids now. All of them evil bastards also!

1:29 PM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

So when you go to Springer, get an extra ticket for me. I don't want to see the show because I pretty much already know the whole fucking story. I just want to see Wrigley Field one day...............

1:46 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Stallion,

Trust me when I say I have barely begun to cover that story in any of its gory details. Jerry Springer, when called, said it was just too nasty to air so no go m8. I mean an hour show and all but the first 10 seconds is censored out is not good TV?... WTF does he know?

5:36 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I can't take credit for this, but it's fucking hilarious,

♪"Garba-Garba-Garba-Garba-Garbage-Chameleon"♪ ♪

11:16 PM  
Blogger ladyambar said...

*singing* "He comes and go! He comes and goooo!"

That inconsiderate brute. That's no way to treat other gentleman.

11:36 PM  

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