Wednesday, August 09, 2006


Photoshop, folks. Britney's best friend.



Anonymous easy e said...

Her face is all puffy and sallow.

8:40 AM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

I click on the source and the headline says: "NEWSFLASH: Britney Spears Looks Bad."

Is that? A newsflash? Thanks for that, VH1. That's like saying, "NEWSFLASH: Kurt Loder and John Norris are too old to be on MTV anymore." Or "NEWSFLASH: Michael Jackson? Had some work done."

The photos certainly are entertaining, though.

8:41 AM  
Anonymous monkey love said...

I like how they cleaned up her hair. Because we all know her hair looks like shit in real life.

8:52 AM  
Anonymous mp said...

Its amazing what they can do these days... if they wanted it to look real they should have pasted her in front of a Cheetos billboard

9:37 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

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10:35 AM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

It's not that amazing. I do this shit for a living. Clone, clone, smudge. Layer effects, blend, blur, adjust curves/levels and voilĂ !

11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waht do you mean, you don't see a difference? The lines, the puffiness, the bags under the eyes, the hair... WTF?

11:10 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Not to be an ass-sucker, but I don't see a difference either, and like the saying go's, "Ya can't fix ugly." or is it, "Ya can't fix stupid"? hmmm. she's ugly and she's stupid. Ha.

Who is litelysalted in Fish terms.


11:18 AM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Yes I do see a difference. In the picture on the left she has that, 'Please, can I go now there is blood dripping from my asshole look on her face' and her hair is messy.


11:21 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

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11:26 AM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

"Who is litelysalted in fish terms?"

Am I missing something? What does fish terms mean?

I have a feeling that I may be setting myself up to look stupid by asking you to clarify this.

11:54 AM  
Anonymous foxbottom said...

"Fish" is "the superficial." Most of the people in here are from the boards there. They all use different handles though.

12:22 PM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

Nope sorry. I read sometimes, but I don't post over there. I'm just small potatoes. I luuuurve Spanks though.

12:30 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Walrus: Hysterical. I love Manson books too.

Litely: It's cool. You can never tell who's who anymore. Also: You like the movie, 'Harold and Maude' isn't that the movie about the young guy who bangs the 80 yr. old woman. That is exactly the fantasy I have with Bunnyhugger!!!! Go fucking figure. We are like fucking twins. Twins that engage in oral sex, but twins none-the-less!


12:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least Spank's posts are CURRENT and FUNNY. The fish SUCKS lately.

1:45 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

mornin' ninj! i see you got yourself untied!

litely, i know i've seen your name on the fish, perhaps not often. is there another? also enjoyed a visit to your site!

i'm starting to get weirded out posting HERE now, i'm never 100% if somebody's fucking around or not.

1:57 PM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

ninja: No, Harold and Maude is the movie where the young guy makes love to the 80 year old woman. Jeeze louise, ya put it that way and it takes all the mystique out of it.

bunny: I'm thinking really hard and to my knowledge I've never posted a comment on the fish. Unless maybe I was really drunk, but usually when booze and internet mixes the result is me sending a horrifically embarrassing message to someone on myspace I haven't seen in 10 years. Either way, I'm the one and only litelysalted and if I have an imposter I will track down whomever it is, and fucking kill them. With a knife, motherfuckers.

2:09 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

i think there is somebody over there, because your name was familiar. but i wouldn't worry about it. it is your site, though, isn't it?

remember the days when you could mix booze and the telephone?
and i am NOT fucking 80 years old! i'm just a droopier in the ears and maybe a little more fluffy than some of y'all!

2:38 PM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

Yep, the site is all me.

I was never good at mixing booze and the phone. Once in college I drunkenly tried to make a 3AM booty call and accidentally drunkenly called my parents instead.

3:52 PM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

(Way to say "drunkenly" twice, idiot.)

3:53 PM  
Anonymous tp21 said...

Seriously, get all the cool kids over here, away from jrzmommy and ifucked your honor student. And everyother ignorant cunt who spouts there anti-Bush crap. Played-out, it is. I'm antip=governtment too, but I dont' sound like a retard when I defend myself.

9:10 PM  
Anonymous FlagFlyingAmerican said...

Funny, but some of us have been hanging around for awhile.
Inviting people like Imsuicidal, and letting him bring more friends absolutely sucks.

It's not fun anymore, and most it is unfunny.

And no I'm not going to argue the point. This site belongs to the lady that started it, not to you assholes.

2:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey fagflyingamerican, you talk about not wanting to bring people over here from the Fish!
Go to the "Paris Hilton gets a ticket" thread, read comment #45.

9:05 AM  
Blogger neelyohara said...

Oh my they even removed the neck wrinkles.. maybe those are caused by fat and grease deposits. Her face is way thinner not to reiterate what others have all ready pointed out.
And although I still look at the Fish, I could never get the damn thing to allow me to post comments. Made me damn cunty.

4:36 PM  

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