SPANK CHEEKS

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

YOU'VE BEEN SPANKED - SPECIAL EDITION


My loyal spankees know that I usually only give celebrity spankings on Mondays, sorta as a "kick-start" to your work week. However, my dog woke me up at three a.m. by vomiting all over the carpet, so I'm in a paddlin' kind of mood today. Don't cross me! This is the first of many I'm prepared to bend over my knee.

I believe the layman calls the face that Nicole is making "The Angry Pirate." And only Bill Clinton can rival those under-eye bags, or maybe Walter Matthau. That's what anorexia and years of heroin abuse do to your face.

Note to self: lay off the smack and stop making myself puke. Starting today!

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17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

YIKES.

7:42 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Arrrggh! I want to gnaw that zit off the right side of her face, matey!

8:01 AM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Spankcheeks, maybe your dog somehow saw these pictures of Nicole, making him puke at 3 am.

I know this picture almost had that effect on me.

8:28 AM  
Anonymous gemble said...

LOL @ twzzlgrl

8:31 AM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

A little Pro-Active milk shake might help out.

That and a body bag.

8:42 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Maybe Paris told her to go fly a kite and so she decided to get her revenge by becoming a kite so she could fly over to Paris' house and scream "Firecrotch Lover!" at her all night?

It made sense before I typed it... Honest.

9:29 AM  
Anonymous italian fucking mad choke a bitch stallion said...

I'll tell you one thing, this is one bitch I would never date. Not just because the bitch is ugly, but because I would be so fucking mad if I spent $250 dollars on a nice dinner out, to have this bitch just go in the bathroom and flush it down the toilet. Fucking mad I tell you, fucking mad.........

Does Italian Stallion have to come in there and choke a bitch? I can't believe I have to go in the bathroom and choke a bitch....................

9:54 AM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

Your making me laugh this morning stallion, come here, I've got a sugar cube for you.

10:39 AM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

Your making me laugh this morning stallion, come here, I've got a sugar cube for you.

10:39 AM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

damn damn

10:40 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

And I have a carrot for you, chillytatas. Does that mean your nipples are hard?

11:40 AM  
Anonymous plainjane94 said...

why does she look like crap, but her teeth a perfect?

5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

are. not a. duh.

5:34 PM  
Anonymous plainjane94 said...

oh that was me above. let me just flood you with comments. flood flood flood.

5:35 PM  
Blogger Showgrrrl said...

BAHAHAH!! The Angry Pirate... by terms of 'The Glossary of Perversion' - an angry pirate is performed like this:

"With exquisite aim, you launch your load into their eyeball. You then swiftly kick them in the shin and run for the nearest exit. As you look back over your shoulder, it will look like you are being chased by a one-eyed, one-legged "Angry Pirate"

www.glossaryofperversion.com
I highly recommend it, folks.

I guess this is what has happened to Nicole. She's evidently not SWALLOWING the splooge. She might gain a bit o' weight if she did that.

7:07 PM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

I'd rather have a margarita easy e, maybe then a carrot. That doesn't make me easy does it? My nips are very sensitive, it doesn't take much to perk their interest.

9:04 PM  
Blogger ladyambar said...

God! I am eating! You can't show that when people are eating, that just rude!

I think I have indigestion....

Nope, just gas.

11:32 PM  

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