SPANK CHEEKS

Monday, August 14, 2006

YOU'VE BEEN SPANKED

Well, it's Monday morning, so bend over and prepare for today's celebrity spanking. It's Janice Dickinson! Without makeup! Sans the face paint, Janice instantly goes from "America's Next Top Model" to "America's Next Homeless Tranny."

And what the fuck is up with her shirt? It's like "Ghost Rider" meets "Hello Kitty." I think I doodled that same design on the inside of my Trapper Keeper in middle school.



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18 Comments:

Anonymous ninja's grandma said...

AAAH!!! My EYES! Excuse me while I douse them with bleach.

7:44 AM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

What is she trying to suck out of her teeth in the top shot? I won't even go there with possible answers, since it's Monday morning and I haven't even had my coffee yet. ugh.

7:49 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

twzzlr - I think she's highlighting her cheek bones??

Nice nipple action though!

8:06 AM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

walrus -- she might be highlighting the cheekbones, or maybe she's trying to make her face look more like the skull on her shirt.

And I can't believe I didn't notice the nipples right away!! See, before coffee, I'm worthless.

8:53 AM  
Anonymous italian stallion said...

It's the new lead singer for The Grateful Dead Reunion show, coming this fall...............

9:09 AM  
Anonymous Italian Stallion said...

Either that or she had a permenant bad reaction to a Lemon Head............

9:11 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

twzzlgirl - I'll bet cock-ninja (where is he???) can attest that before your morning coffee, you can "twzzlr" your tongue around an anus... so you're not COMPLETELY worthless. :)

9:32 AM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Yes, my tongue is quite talented anytime of the day or night (not to brag or anything -- it really does have a mind of its own).

And where is cock-ninja, anyway?? I think he got involved in some sex orgy thing and he's never coming back to us :(

9:37 AM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

Stallion: I prefer to give lemon head after a tequila shot...

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Italian lemon head loving stallion said...

Tequila anyone?

9:57 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Channeling through me from deep in the Ozarks...

cock-ninja says, "nothin says lovin like lovin yer cousin

...or yer sister

...or yer brother

...or yer mother

...or yer father

...your mother sucks cocks in hell!!!

I love lemon heads.

sincerely
from the Ozarks

10:36 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Hey, give me a A for effort!!!

10:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I give you a P for penis.

11:38 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

I swear, ya forget to put in your teeth just once and everyone jumps on ya for it!
Ugly woman was an ugly model so what's the surprise. really.

Walrus, I give you an E for effort.

12:43 PM  
Anonymous mitch cumstein said...

Whatever she sucked out of her teeth in the first pic, I think she is gagging on in the second pic.

I think she's gonna spew.

1:22 PM  
Anonymous gemble said...

I totally had a Trapper Keeper in middle school! Only I usually doodled rainbows and unicorns.

3:25 PM  
Blogger UpInYoGrillFoShizzle said...

OMG - I thought Skeletor was just a cartoon.

DIS-GUST-ING!

10:03 PM  
Blogger ladyambar said...

She has the perfect face to be the joker.

11:54 PM  

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