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Thursday, September 14, 2006

BOBBY BROWN GETS KICKED TO THE CURB

FINALLY. Whitney Houston has put the crack pipe down long enough to realize what was picking doody bubbles out of her ass. According to Access Hollywood:

Access Hollywood has learned from a source close to Whitney Houston that the star has split from her long-time husband Bobby Brown.

What is now a legal separation is a technicality which, according to Houston's publicist, Nancy Seltzer, automatically will become a divorce filing in October.

The source says legal documents were filed Friday and that Bobby Brown was served with those documents yesterday. (click here to see the paperwork)

If Whitney can actually pull this off, this could potentially be the mother of all comebacks......and more crack for the rest of us.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Dragulf said...

Team Bobby! WOOT!

Automatic divorces are nice. Too bad I signed a prenup...

9:02 AM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

That's too bad. I was really rootin' for them kids... Gosh Darn it, seems like everyone is splitting up these days.

In other news, blatant sarcasm isn't really that funny.

10:08 AM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

Thank god they finally broke up, my crack supply was dwindling.

I just ADORE the word "dwindling". Everybody, say it out loud with me....Dwindling. Dwindling. And tap your shoes together. Dwindling.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Stallion said...

Wait, so who's gonna climb the tree and pick bananas for the children, the children people, think about the children.............

3:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, zanna, tranny's over here dwindling himself again!

5:00 PM  
Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

I heard about this on the radio.

It's just too, too sad!


Dwindling.

6:13 PM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

Yes! Dwindling! The ranks begin to swell....

6:58 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

whoops!
that anon was me!

5:34 PM  

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