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Tuesday, September 12, 2006

FORREST HUMP


If watching "Forrest Gump" made you think about having sex, well, there's an obvious explanation. You are either a disgusting pervert or you saw “Buford’s Beach Bunnies” and never made the porn connection before now. Page Six reports
“… Hanks’ kid brother, Jim, played a Forrest Gump-type character in a little-known soft-core sex flick two years before Tom created the role that won him an Oscar. In “Buford’s Beach Bunnies,” Jim invented the “now-famous jerky run associated with Forrest Gump” and, like Gump, showed a shy politeness toward women by calling them “ma’am…”
On second thought, if you actually have seen "Buford's Beach Bunnies," then you really are a disgusting pervert. Get the hell away from me.

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10 Comments:

Blogger pinky_nip said...

"Cocks are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"

10:05 AM  
Anonymous Zanna said...

This is very true, Pinky. One time, I had this b/f...and we were fooling around..only for me to find out he had a GIANT cock. And I actually blurted out in delight, "JACKPOT" and clapped my hands. True story. Good times.

10:17 AM  
Blogger sonya said...

I'm assuming that Jim's character didn't finish off into a bathrobe after a few boobie squeezes like Forrest did. That would make for shoddy porn.

10:49 AM  
Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

Okay, what happened to Trannys 'PETA monkey' comment?
Did the gov'ment come down on your asses again, and by gov'ment, I mean the Sarah Jean police.

I didn't even get to write down the E-mail address.

3:23 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Tom Cruise has never looked scarier.

4:15 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

4:49 PM  
Anonymous Tranny said...

Walrus;

I asked Spanks to pull the comment, after all the shit I talked about leaving this site out of other bullshit, I felt it appropriate. Don't worry, I just downloaded some things that PETA monkey is going to find very interesting indeed should said Monkey persist.

Oh, and is it me or is Hanks looking more and more like Martha Washington?

6:06 PM  
Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

Tranny, it was posted on THIS site, so it should've been appropriate??

And yeah, he either looks like Martha Washington or my Dad... whose pushing 75 yrs old!!


P.S. Whose agitating my dots???

6:27 PM  
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