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Friday, September 01, 2006

HARRY MORTON SLIPS THROUGH THE CRACK

Entrepreneur Harry Morton was spotted shopping at Cartier this week, sparking rumors that he is about to pop the big question to Lindsay. No, not the "Where did you get all that blow?" question, and not the "Are sure those are just freckles?" question. The marriage one.

That's nice. If he's comfortable enough to stick his fingers up in her crack in public, then I'm sure he won't mind sloppy seconds from Fez. Mazel Tov.



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15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even her calves are freckley.

9:33 AM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

I wish them all the happiness in the Hollywood World they live in...

By that, I mean showing the world that you'll love, honour and stay together forever in a $2.7 million dollar wedding, only to call it quits in about 7 months, citing irreconcilable differences.

God bless 'em.

9:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If she had an ass, his hand would be open, like checking a cantelope. Alas, it's closed, like wringing a sponge. That's what he gets for dating a guy with great tits.

9:41 AM  
Anonymous tp21 said...

Dead-on, ladyjane!

I predict a failed engagement. After he finds out he has pelvic inflammatory disorder and genital warts. "Those are just freckles, right?" lol

10:04 AM  
Blogger biatcho said...

To show his love for her he is going to open up another restaurant called the "Roast Beef Curtain Taco".

10:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was thinking "The Speckled Tuna."

10:24 AM  
Anonymous tp21 said...

I heard over on the superficial that he is actually breaking up with her for kissing Stavros Niarchso.

11:19 AM  
Anonymous xxx said...

Why is Lindsay Lohan news every fucking day? All the bitch does is party and wear a bikini.

11:55 AM  
Blogger smellypiratehooker said...

Speckled Tuna, great!

12:33 PM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

Lady Jane, I'm having your baby, but I don't know how it happened. It didn't have anything to do with those bong hits I did with Jesus, did it?

1:08 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Yes it did?

Amen.

Jesus

3:53 PM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

Hallelujah, it is the immacucunt conception.

5:01 PM  
Anonymous tp21 said...

The messiah cometh...

5:42 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I hope the baby has Spanks 'spanking' good looks!

7:49 PM  
Anonymous morning glory said...

And ladyjane's orgasmic clit!

10:13 PM  

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