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Friday, September 08, 2006

HOW TO LOOK UNATTRACTIVE IN A PICTURE


HOW TO LOOK UNATTRACTIVE IN A PICTURE:


1. Slouch

2. Don't tuck in your shirt, but don't untuck it all the way either.

3. Neutrals, neutrals, neutrals, baby!

4. Furrow your brow.

5. Squint while you're furrowing your brow.

6. Bend your knees and try to tilt your pelvis forward and up. Think "hunchback."

7. Refuse any makeup.

8. Wear a faggy bracelet

9. Make sure your pants "blouse"

10. Make a face like you just saw the pictures of Lindsay Lohan's shorn meat hat.

7 Comments:

Anonymous easy e said...

I see comment moderator has worked its magic over here. *sighs defeatedly, drinks straight from bottle*

7:13 AM  
Anonymous Zanna said...

comment moderator was a necessity after yesterday. Think of it like a flu shot. It makes you sick at first but its all for the best in the end.

8:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm glad you did it, spanky. The troll ruined yesterday's fun.

10:02 AM  
Anonymous timmy timkins said...

So Brad Pitt is an ugly hunchback, eh? My odds just keep improving today, since I got the warts burned off.

10:06 AM  
Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

Spanks' top ten are funnier,or is it more funnier, than that Letterman guy!

For #11: Wear a pair of trousers where the crotch hangs down to the knees.

10:37 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

I have always considered him an ugly bastard, but then aren't we all?

11:26 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Comment moderators make me horny... but then, so do babies with Hitler mustaches drawn on them. Oh yeah.

6:51 PM  

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