HOW TO LOOK UNATTRACTIVE IN A PICTURE
2. Don't tuck in your shirt, but don't untuck it all the way either.
3. Neutrals, neutrals, neutrals, baby!
4. Furrow your brow.
5. Squint while you're furrowing your brow.
6. Bend your knees and try to tilt your pelvis forward and up. Think "hunchback."
7. Refuse any makeup.
8. Wear a faggy bracelet
9. Make sure your pants "blouse"
10. Make a face like you just saw the pictures of Lindsay Lohan's shorn meat hat.