HOW TO LOOK UNATTRACTIVE IN A PICTURE
HOW TO LOOK UNATTRACTIVE IN A PICTURE:
1. Slouch
2. Don't tuck in your shirt, but don't untuck it all the way either.
3. Neutrals, neutrals, neutrals, baby!
4. Furrow your brow.
5. Squint while you're furrowing your brow.
6. Bend your knees and try to tilt your pelvis forward and up. Think "hunchback."
7. Refuse any makeup.
8. Wear a faggy bracelet
9. Make sure your pants "blouse"
10. Make a face like you just saw the pictures of Lindsay Lohan's shorn meat hat.
posted by spankcheeks at 6:59 AM PERMALINK
7 Comments:
I see comment moderator has worked its magic over here. *sighs defeatedly, drinks straight from bottle*
comment moderator was a necessity after yesterday. Think of it like a flu shot. It makes you sick at first but its all for the best in the end.
I'm glad you did it, spanky. The troll ruined yesterday's fun.
So Brad Pitt is an ugly hunchback, eh? My odds just keep improving today, since I got the warts burned off.
Spanks' top ten are funnier,or is it more funnier, than that Letterman guy!
For #11: Wear a pair of trousers where the crotch hangs down to the knees.
I have always considered him an ugly bastard, but then aren't we all?
Comment moderators make me horny... but then, so do babies with Hitler mustaches drawn on them. Oh yeah.
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