SPANK CHEEKS

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

I SMELL A SEX CHANGE

For those of you still unconvinced as to the true sexual nature of Christina "Xtina Baby Jane" Aguilera, allow me to present the following photographs:

I know that thing once had a penis. You're a tranny, baby! A tranny.

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9 Comments:

Blogger tp21 said...

She has a nice figure, but all that drag-queen makeup looks... well... dragqueenie.

7:26 AM  
Anonymous easye said...

Put a bag over its head, and I'd hit it.

8:33 AM  
Anonymous italian stallion said...

Rumor is that she dated Lorena Bobbit, so I guess there is a chance she once had a penis. I need proof though, like a scar or something...............

8:50 AM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

Am I the only sane person left? I don't understand. Has Christina even seen Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? Because I have, and trust me. The movie does not exactly paint a favorable portrait of the title character.

Or if naming yourself after a murdeous hag is in these days, perhaps I shall start calling myself Monster after the lady from that Charlize Theron movie.

9:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Claribel the Clown is pissed she/he stole his mouth paint.

9:14 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

That looks like a flashing coat. Flash me Xtina!

9:46 AM  
Anonymous dsquared said...

I'm sorry but her hair is yellow. WTF?

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Ro Ro said...

In that last pic she looks like a Barbie- eyes are the same damn size as the lips.
Introducing: Post Tranny Barbie! With Detachable Parts!

4:44 PM  
Anonymous morning glory said...

Does it come w/deflatable breast implants?

5:15 PM  

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