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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

KATE AND ORLANDO CALL IT QUITS

Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth have broken up. Although they have yet to publicly announce the split, a friend of the couple confirms that they are so over.

Look out, ladies, the skinniest puss in Hollywood is single again!

Source

8 Comments:

Anonymous dsquared said...

Thin or not, Orlando made one sexy elf!

6:03 AM  
Blogger smellypiratehooker said...

Kate and Orlando seemed like a match made in anorexia heaven... er, I mean "anorexia hell."

6:54 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

Kate Bosworth was hot in Blue Crush. I didn't see it, but I remember the trailers becasue they gave me a boner. Most commericails give me boners. I'm an advertiser's dream.

8:27 AM  
Anonymous tp21 said...

I guess nobody cares about Bloom & Bosworth! Sounds like a model of a gun, doesn't it?

10:18 AM  
Anonymous Italian stallion said...

I got nothing........

10:48 AM  
Anonymous Walrus gumboot said...

Me either!

12:41 PM  
Blogger sonya said...

Oh fabulous, that means I have a chance again with Orlando. Oh wait.

2:05 PM  
Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

I've got something!

He looks like the type that would fuck a 'smelly pirate hooker' :)

6:36 PM  

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