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Thursday, September 14, 2006

KATE BOSWORTH IS DEAD TO ME


I remember when Kate Bosworth used to be pretty. Healthy, fit, fuckably pretty. And then she shows up at Fashion Week with an exhumed corpse for a body and my vagina weeps bitterly. I was this close to batting for the other team, too. And now I just want to hit the other team with baseball bats.

9 Comments:

Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

GROSS!!!!!

I still can't watch "Blue Crush" with pants on, though.

1:05 PM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

Yuck, with a side of yuck. Something about it is reminding me of E.T.

1:58 PM  
Anonymous Stallion said...

Damn, she's got a Mr Burns wrinkle body............

3:30 PM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

NOTHING says sexy like an order of ribs and 2 fried eggs....

4:02 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

I'd feed it Then hit it! ;p

5:16 PM  
Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

I'm on Zanna's team.

6:14 PM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

Dragulf, I fucking choked on my dinner when I read that!

Walrus....I hear you throw like a girl. Which makes sense, cause you just implied you are into guys.

6:59 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

I just threw up a little looking at that picture. Where on this planet is seeing your bone structure considered hot? In a cadavar class, maybe???

For the love of God, people -- eat, it's fun, healthy, and keeps your body running the way it's 'posed to.

:) Have a great evening, y'all.

9:23 PM  
Blogger bella420 said...

It looks like she is dead, period.

3:35 PM  

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