MARCIA CROSS IS KNOCKED UP
Marcia Cross of "Desperate Housewives" revealed yesterday that she is pregnant with her first child. The baby is due in April.This blew my freakin' mind! Marcia is 44 years old. OLD. Also, Marcia is a redhead. I can't believe somebody would have sex with an old person, much less an old person with red hair. It's just adding insult to injury. I usually find that you can get away with one glaring fault -- like a lazy eye, or being old, or a cleft palate, or red hair -- but when you pick two from the hat, well, you're just shit-outta-luck.
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posted by spankcheeks at 7:31 AM PERMALINK
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I hope you know you just alienated your red head fan base.
I don't think it has anything to do with being a redhead, I think it has to do with her being ugly. That makes it a surprise that she's pregnant..........
The original Firecrotch.
Ugly people make me sick.
Science can put a baby in that withered old dried up womb of hers, but we still don't have laundromats that serve booze. How 'bout it, science??
What has science done for me lately? Not a goddamn thing, that's what.
I thought this chick was a lesbian? They've found a way to knock up old ugly red-headed lesbians? Run for the hills, no one is safe...
(Sorry if this is a double post - 1st time didn't work)
It was cock-ninja I tell ya!
It was cock-ninja what knocked her up!
He has that all mighty, all powerful spermazota!
He could impregnate a mannequin if there was a proper input!
My sperm could impregnate Rue McLanahan. Not that it wants to, its just that powerful. I'm a fertility god in several primitive countries.
My husband has a crush on her. This makes me both suicidal and nauseous, like the feeling you get when you you realize you've married a homosexual. You know what I'm talkin bout, right ladies? Right?!
Sigh...
She is gorgeous..
if he has a crush on her.. you could be the ugly one... don't forget that!
Having a baby at 44 is stupid. The baby will think she's her gran not her mom.
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