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Thursday, September 07, 2006

MARCIA CROSS IS KNOCKED UP

Marcia Cross of "Desperate Housewives" revealed yesterday that she is pregnant with her first child. The baby is due in April.

This blew my freakin' mind! Marcia is 44 years old. OLD. Also, Marcia is a redhead. I can't believe somebody would have sex with an old person, much less an old person with red hair. It's just adding insult to injury. I usually find that you can get away with one glaring fault -- like a lazy eye, or being old, or a cleft palate, or red hair -- but when you pick two from the hat, well, you're just shit-outta-luck.

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12 Comments:

Anonymous easy e said...

I hope you know you just alienated your red head fan base.

8:32 AM  
Anonymous Italian stallion said...

I don't think it has anything to do with being a redhead, I think it has to do with her being ugly. That makes it a surprise that she's pregnant..........

8:55 AM  
Anonymous zanna said...

The original Firecrotch.

9:40 AM  
Blogger smellypiratehooker said...

Ugly people make me sick.

9:49 AM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

Science can put a baby in that withered old dried up womb of hers, but we still don't have laundromats that serve booze. How 'bout it, science??

10:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What has science done for me lately? Not a goddamn thing, that's what.

11:53 AM  
Anonymous My Well Rehearsed Mistake said...

I thought this chick was a lesbian? They've found a way to knock up old ugly red-headed lesbians? Run for the hills, no one is safe...

(Sorry if this is a double post - 1st time didn't work)

11:59 AM  
Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

It was cock-ninja I tell ya!

It was cock-ninja what knocked her up!

He has that all mighty, all powerful spermazota!

He could impregnate a mannequin if there was a proper input!

12:31 PM  
Anonymous firecrotch eater said...

My sperm could impregnate Rue McLanahan. Not that it wants to, its just that powerful. I'm a fertility god in several primitive countries.

12:43 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

My husband has a crush on her. This makes me both suicidal and nauseous, like the feeling you get when you you realize you've married a homosexual. You know what I'm talkin bout, right ladies? Right?!


Sigh...

6:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is gorgeous..
if he has a crush on her.. you could be the ugly one... don't forget that!

7:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Having a baby at 44 is stupid. The baby will think she's her gran not her mom.

7:37 PM  

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