MEET SURI CRUISE
The first pictures of Suri Cruise were debuted on CBS Evening News with Katie Couric last night. Suri's no Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, that's for sure, but the thing Tom and "Kate" are posing with is definitely a baby. Or maybe a robot baby. It's pretty convincing, for a robot. Robots babies must be the wave of the future.
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posted by spankcheeks at 5:49 AM PERMALINK
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That's a fucking Chinese baby!
LOL!
She does look Oriental. Does Kate have a little Chi-nee in the woodpile?
Why every1 says she freakin looks asian!! no she doesn't. Why just bc she has dark straight hair?? comon......how dumb are u people. Imagine it had blond hair instead. It's face aint asian you dumb shits!!
The baby does actually have lighter hair. If you get a look at the frist pic in a clearer form that what's provided, you'll see the hair line is light blondish brown.
Her hair looks almost gray in that last shot. Looks like Suri's gonna need braces!
I said it looks fucking Chinese because it has chinee squintee eye. (God knows they're squinters!)*
Although it does sort of resemble Tom Cruise.. Which is probably why it took them so long with the photos, so they could get plastic surgery done on that fucking Chinese baby. Nice try, Tomkat.
*Sorry for the Arrested quote. I've been watching my S3 DVD almost non-stop since last Tuesday.
Arrested Development was the best thing to hit TV in five years, shame it's gone now.
No... Don't... I might start crying and I can't spare the moisture.
It's actually a pretty cute kid.
I wonder who the hell the father is?
Matt LeBlanc maybe?
Jackie Chan?
I'm just throwing shit out there..........
Cock-ninja is the father!!
God knows he'll fuck anything that moves.
He'd fuck a snake, if he could get ahold of it's head!
Isn't that last pic from the TrannyGranny and/or Zanna collection??
Just askin'
Ohh, that so SUCK for you!
Walrus, you are correct. I am the father. I have the original pics before photo-shopping.
I also have all of her magic crystals, so when she gets older she can live in a house of ice in the North Pole.
ninj
What do you mean Ninj will fuck anything that moves?? And I thought I was so damn special....
BTW, I think the kid is ugly, as I said on the superfish. She looks unreal --
Yuck.
Twizz:
You know I'm a polygamist.
And ya are 'damn' special and ya know there's no one I'd rather fuke, so whatdaya say ya 'jus pull them britches down and spread that poop-hatch for me.
ninj
Holy shit I've turned into a hillbilly.
*Looks curiously at bag of Twizzlers*
Twizzlers are delicious, but they don't turn you into a hillbilly -- trust me, i've eaten plenty and i don't look or sound anything like britney spears!
And I get told I'm special every time I ride the short bus to school....i wonder why?
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