SPANK CHEEKS

Monday, September 11, 2006

MORE LIKE OCEAN'S 65


I just didn't think Brad Pitt could look any worse than he did on this month's cover of Esquire, and then I find these pics of him at the Toronto Film Festival. The guy looks like he aged 20 years in two weeks. Would a little botox kill ya, Brad? Or a little powder? Jeez. Maybe when Angie gives him his testicles back he'll regain that youthful glow.


9 Comments:

Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

When I refreshed Spanks, I thought her first post of the day was a mirror!

7:39 AM  
Blogger sonya said...

That man looks used and abused.


Good.

9:59 AM  
Blogger ApacheRose said...

That middle pic looks Benecio Del Toro-ish.

I see how life with Angie seems to be treating him. I agree with Spanks, some day, he'll get his balls back and all will be better.

10:56 AM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

If you can imagine Pitt vomiting my sperm for a moment: That is exactly what my penis looked like the time I stayed up for 2 days doing coke and masturbating with steel wool

11:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, he is in his 40's.

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Either Angelina is a succubus or Brad was always ugly. My bet is both are correct!

1:33 PM  
Anonymous morning glory said...

That last picture is the worst one! lol He does look like Benicio del Toro!

2:23 PM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

Angie can suck me on a bus anytime, Dragulf. And I am WAY better looking than Brad Pitt, anyday.

4:09 PM  
Blogger biatcho said...

I love his reasoning for not getting married, "Oh I care about others, look at me being all caring about gay rights". FUCK RIHGT OFF PUSSY! It's because he's a fag, she's a dyke and I'm pretty sure Sarah Jean & the rest of her biblethumping twatlicks would say that lesbians & fags can't ever get married to each other. It's just not right.

8:12 PM  

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