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Friday, September 29, 2006

PAM ANDERSON JUST MADE MY WEEKEND


It’s moments like this I feel fucking BEAUTIFUL. It’s true. I said it. And I’m not apologizing for it. Here are some lovely images of Pamela Anderson’s nip slip (courtesy of splash news). Kid Rock must have sucked the life out of them. Because they are colorless. And, as dented as the can of corned beef hash I JUST dropped down the stairs.


5 Comments:

Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

She should visit Dr 90210.

I've never actually seen the show, but I like Julian Mcmahon as an actor.
He is of no relation to Ed Mcmahon, that I know of, which is suprising because you know old Ed has planted his seed all over Hollywood.

7:37 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I takes more than Pammy's ugly cans to make me feel beautiful, it takes about three Lortabs, four Valium, a shot of tequila, 2 tabs and half a bottle of Chardonnay. After that nobody can tell me I'm not the hottest piece of ass ever, or that I can't park there, or that I don't have super powers and the ability to break glass with my vulva.

8:35 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

OMG Osh you crack me the fuck up...where HAVE you been?!

8:53 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Me and my huge vagina, we've been traveliong the globe fighting crime. You'd be pleased to know my vagina's weapon of choice is a corndog, while I prefer the stability and versatility of summer sausage, no offense. How's the club? Are ya'll still hiring?

11:16 AM  
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