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Tuesday, September 05, 2006

POSH IS PREGNANT

The Spanish TV show "Gente" showed footage of David Beckham telling a photographer that his wife, Victoria, was pregnant. This came as an absolute shock to me, because I figured Posh's "baby box" was dry and shriveled up from the years of not eating. Good thing a developing fetus can just leech the calcium straight from your bones! No need to bother with "nutrition" or anything that might make you fat.

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10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yay, I'm first!!...oh what a privalidge. Yeah I thought once you get so skinny, your period stops....well anyway congrats Victoria and Becks!

7:17 AM  
Blogger tp21 said...

I bet her baby box has cobwebs.

7:24 AM  
Blogger biatcho said...

i know beckham did not spew his demon seed into her because he's a fag. i'm guessing it was scary spice. we'll see once the thing is born with a full blown afro.

8:24 AM  
Blogger biatcho said...

bring your "firsties" back to the superficial. cut it out, i swear to christ.

8:25 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

Another one I'd hit. Bitch is fi-yine.

8:34 AM  
Anonymous Italian stallion said...

All the bitches in the world that Beck could have sex with and he still bangs his wife. What a crazy motherfucker.............

8:45 AM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

And after she gives birth, she can feed her baby milk-infused silicone gel.

9:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She could just vomit up what ever she eats into her baby's mouth, like a mother bird.

9:11 AM  
Anonymous dsquared said...

Seriously, though, she'll have osteoporosis by the time she 40. Babies will get the vitamins and minerals they need from your body if you won't eat for them.

10:50 AM  
Anonymous morning glory said...

Anonymous, reveal thyself! That baby bird thing was hysterical.

5:16 PM  

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