SPANK CHEEKS

Friday, September 29, 2006

SCREECH + THE DIRTY SANCHEZ


= me drying up like the fucking Sahara Desert.

This is one of those things that I can’t really SAY much about. Let’s say you and I were together right now. You and me and I’m in front of the computer and you are making me a double vodka and gingerale because it’s morning and I’M STILL ON VACATION and I said,“Oh….my….God..” and you turned around and said, “What?” and I turned the computer around and I showed you this and we just looked at each other like, “holy shit”. And we laugh. And then we dance. That’s what this moment is like.

Anyway, Defamer can sum it up in ways I can’t right now.

11 Comments:

Blogger Italian Stallion said...

I would like to live in a world where I don't ever have to hear about this shit ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:05 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

*coughs* Douchebag!

9:17 AM  
Anonymous My Well Rehearsed Mistake said...

oh. my. god.

Can you imagine the humiliation of having to tell people that you engaged in any kind of sex act at all with Screech from SBTB, let alone the fact that it's on tape and now posted about on the web.
I'd take my own life.

Standards people, standards.

9:54 AM  
Blogger MM Jersey said...

Why are you blogging? Are n't you supposed to be away?

10:12 AM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

I would pay mad money to NEVER see this abomination. Dustin Diamond and sex shouldn't even be uttered in the same sentence, ever!!

10:54 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

The house that shit built.

11:28 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

MM:

How dare you penetrate my blogosphere.

And why aren't you WORKING?

11:28 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Zanna, sweet, sweet zanna, you weren't planning on leaving us with that photo of the Dirty Sanchez all weekend, were you?

Put up a picture of your ass in those leather chaps you bought in (New) Mexico!

4:39 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

THOSE pictures go on the OTHER site. Not this one! I'll be updating later and over the weekend. God willing and the creek don't rise.

4:57 PM  
Anonymous Walrus Gumboot said...

Thanks, your royal hotness!

7:28 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

What's the big deal? I poop on Kelly Kapowski everyday. And then she wipes her mouth and says "thank you massa" and I say "bitch these eggs are over EASY I wanted them POACHED" and throw scalding hot egg on her poop-covered face as she screams and me and my friends who are there for cocktails and because I'm rich and they want to see me poop on Kelly Kapowski, well, we just laugh and laugh.

11:27 AM  

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