SPANK CHEEKS

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

SPANK IT YOURSELF 9.05.06


Artsy pics of Kate Moss. And by "artsy" I mean "lots of nipple." (Egotastic!)

What's it like to be in a lesbian car crash? (TMZ)

See if you can guess which Jew-hating drunken homophobe Hollywood actor has a son who also got busted drinking and driving? (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

Paris and Brandon are blackballed from Bungalow 8. Score 1, Team Firecrotch! (WWTDD)

Kelly Clarkson saw it first! Sorry, porn stars, dibs are dibs. (IDLYITW)

Baby Suri pictures are coming tomorrow. Or at least, a picture of a baby they're claiming is Suri. (MollyGood)

28 Comments:

Blogger sonya said...

They better make sure the 666 on Suri's forehead and the glowing red eyes are airbrushed out.

12:49 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Bunny Sitting: All That It's Cut-Up To Be



The Labor Day holiday was very special for me, my dream has finally come true. I finally got the opportunity to 'Eat' Evil bunny, and I have to say she was delicioso fantastico!


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Evil Bunny in Tarragon Sauce

Can be served over pasta.
1 Bunny, cut into serving pieces
Salt and pepper
4 tbs. olive oil
1 cup onion, chopped
1 cup carrot, peeled and chopped
1 cup celery, chopped
Flour
2 cans chicken broth
½ cup sherry
2 tsp. tarragon
1 cup heave whipping cream
1 tbs. Dijon mustard
¼ cup parsley, minced

Season bunny with salt and pepper.
Place olive oil in skillet and brown the bunny.
Remove meat and drain on paper towel.
Add onion, carrot and celery to skillet. Sauté 5 minutes.
Stir in enough flour to make a paste. Blend in broth, sherry and tarragon.
Return bunny to skillet. Bring sauce to a boil and reduce heat to simmer.
Baste meat frequently for 45-60 minutes.
Remove bunny to serving platter and keep warm in oven.
Strain and degrease sauce, discarding vegetables.
Return remaining sauce to skillet and add cream.
Simmer until thickened, stirring frequently.
Remove from heat and add mustard and parsley.
Pout over sauce over rabbit and serve.

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I have left-over's if anyone is interested.

yours,

ninj a.k.a Bunny-Eater

12:52 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

I hope everyone's holiday was as tasty as mine.

ninj

12:57 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

What ever happened to Baby Suri?

http://poetry.rotten.com/infantiphagia/taboo2.html

1:14 PM  
Anonymous that italian dude said...

I like nipples.........

1:31 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Ana. Beaver.

Infantiphagia? Hilarious.

Thanks for keeping the cannibal theme alive.


p.s. Soylent Green is People!!!!


ninj

1:34 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Ninj-
np, you inspired me ;)

1:42 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Beav.


I have some left-overs if you're feeling peckish.

_________________
You're on my list for a good eating, and when I say eating I mean, licking your beaver until I can't feel my tongue. :-Q
_________________


ninj

twizz is also on the list.

2:06 PM  
Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

ninj- I'll take a front paw!

Still no computer ...

2:18 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Ninj-

You just made me cream my jeans a little.

Excuse me while I go flick my bic...

2:26 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Beeaev.

Ppssoooory, cuuunt thhaaaalk myyy
thooongue iisss nuuuumb!

nllinj

2:42 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Ninj,

My beaver thanks you.

Care for a little reciprocation?

I can suck like a hoover and I swallow.

Oh and btw, I also take it up the ass...

3:00 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Beav.

You just made me cream my jeans A Lot!

Oh wait, I'm not wearing jeans. Damn.

ninj

3:08 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Walrus, I sawed the bunny paws off before cooking for 2 reasons:

1. So the bunny wouldn't escape.
2. What's luckier than sawed off bunny paws?

I hop you can understand.


ninj


p.s. There's plenty of flank left-over, and you know I saved the liver and kidney's for ya. I know how you love liver and kidney's. phhhhhhhhhssssssss.

3:10 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

WTF is going on today Ninj? Were we the only two not invited to the Spanks orgy or something? Where the fuck is everybody?!

Not that I don't enjoy your company because I do :)...And by your company I of course mean your giant throbbing cock up my ass.

3:37 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Walrus is here too somewhere. Looks like a perfect time for a three way. And I bet your snack is still wet from earlier.

ninj

3:56 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Walrus lets give her a Stasialumpkin Decker, a brand new variation of the cunnilumpkin with simultaneous inverted pussy and ass eating... and hopefully she'll express her appreciation with a hooverlumpkin decker --as long as her cheeks hold out-- making sure not to spill any of the lumpkin.

ninj

4:28 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Oooohhhh I'm all for that!!!

And keeping with the theme of the "kins," I'm not to shy to give you a grumpkin if your're not.

4:35 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

It depends, as long as you're talking about a Boston Grumpkin and not a Cincinatti Grumpkin.

ninj

4:45 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Beav.

What the hell, let's ditch this pop stand, get a room somewhere and fuck all night!!!!


*Grabs Anastasia and leaves the room*


ninj

5:02 PM  
Anonymous morning glory said...

This is like a dirty chat line!

5:11 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Ninj,

I'm coming! And I'm cumming!

5:13 PM  
Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

ninja- DAMN IT! I'VE SUBTLY TRIED TO TELL YOU TWICE ALREADY.
MY FUCKING COMPUTER TOOK A SHIT
SUNDAY.
I HAVE NO E-MAIL CAPABILITY.
I'M USING A FRIENDS, SPARINGLY.
ACT ACCORDINGLY.
I'll e-mail YOU when I'm back up.

Spanks, thanks for the use of your blog to get through to "THICK" ninja.
Sorry for the screaming, some people have to be hit over the head in order to get IT.

7:09 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

LISTEN CUMBOOT! Ninj was just trying to be kind by inviting you to our fuckfest no need to shout.

Now please, STFU and get over here and eat my beaver!

7:21 PM  
Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

a beav- I would have loved to join your screw-nanigans but, my blogging is limited for the time being.

I'll eat your beaver, but my speciality is the good old fashioned rimjob. The "butterscotch stallion" if you will.

Lick.. Slurp... Lick.. Slurp!!!

7:51 PM  
Blogger chillytatas said...

Ana, Ninj, and Gummy, quick come to my room before I pass out. If I do make sure I make everyone happy. Love you guys loads....

8:46 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Walrus-my ass thanks you.

Chilly-I'm a little rusty on the rules: its not rape if you are unconcious, right?

9:12 PM  
Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

tatas- I'm crawling over broken glass and rusty nails to get there :)


(Sounds like a country song)

9:21 PM  

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