SPANK IT YOURSELF 9.11.06
First, I want to congratulate you, Spanks for being rewarded for the excellent writer you are. Good luck at Yeeeah!
To the rest of you. I'm no Spanks and I'm not even going to try to be. You can tell because I'm making you Spank It Yourself first thing this morning. If I had a quarter for every time I said that, I'd have a quarter. So let's light this candle.
On September 7th, Anna Nicole Smith gives birth to her daughter, only to lose her son Daniel suddenly a couple of days later. Great, my first story is a fucking buzz kill. (Perez Hilton)
Here's an update to that story (Nassau Guardian)
I'm not so sure Rosie McDonnell is the right weapon to be using to get your career back. Try all you want, but you can't fix crazy (or gay). (TMZ)
Just when we thought this bitch didn't have a leg to stand on, Paul McCartney turns around and offers her 72 million to STFU. (dlisted)
And yet, ANOTHER reason to fucking hate PETA. I'm getting my fur coat and seal club out of the closet and waiting outside for them as soon as I post this. Then, I'm going to order a veal parm sub when they are within earshot. Watch for me on the news. (MSNBC)
Today is a day to mourn the citizens and the heros killed during 9/11. It's also a day to celebrate the resilience of the people of this great country. The nation marks the 5th anniversary of 9/11. (MSN)