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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

SPANK IT YOURSELF 9.13.06



Paris Hilton was quoted as saying, “Just because I’m trying to grow my virginity back by refraining from sex for the next year, doesn’t mean I can’t be a cock tease”……okay, I made that up. But I’m saying what she IS thinking. I know I am. Because I’m gifted that way. (TMZ)

Lindsay Lohan & that chewed up piece of gum she calls a vagina, forgot she was engaged. (IDLYITW).

If AA’s 12-step program doesn’t work, there is always good old-fashioned electricity. Kitty Dukakis is ALL better now. (Yeeah!)

Rumor has it Brit and K-Fed named their kid Sutton Pierce. I guess I put on this tube top for nothing. (perezhilton)

Anna Nicole's son's death is now considered 'suspicious'. Cornoner orders full investigation. Charges may be filed. (CNN)

18 Comments:

Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

zanna baby, is that a caricature of you with your bare ass all sticking up in the air awaiting the stern hand of the sado-masochistic teacher / dominatrix???

2:13 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

I had downloaded it yesterday and thought maybe one day I'd use it and then today, I was..."inspired".

2:17 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

AA is for quitters...rimjob, er shot.

2:23 PM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

I heartily agree, Miss Beaverhausen.

4:02 PM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

PS, guess I ain't so retarded after all!!!!!

4:03 PM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

Zanna, you find all the coolest shit. Love the image!

4:27 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Seems Mrs. Dukakis (double caca, however ya spell her fucking name!)need some more. Her hair ain't quite right yet.

4:30 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

I found it, then edited it "brand it" SC. Glad you like it!

4:36 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Ladyjane,

You did it.

Who the fuck is the picture of?

How about a three way?

ninj

5:25 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

That's Ms. Monroe, Ninj you tard!

6:23 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Britney had a boy? I read that she had a girl?

Those country folk can't really tell the difference, can they?

7:22 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

And Ninj, just a three way? Why limit yourself like that?

7:24 PM  
Blogger cock-ninja said...

Ooops, It is Marilyn. Sorry LadyJane. The picture is so fucking small.

Beav. Nice retard reference. You found my old high school picture. I was a runnin' fool.

Twizz: If I could find a picture with more than three rabbits fucking than I would have said four-way or five-way, but I couldn't. You are always included and you know it.

The rabbit just sitting there staring cluelessly ...is Dragulf :P

Walrus: You are on top.

Zanna: You rule!

ninj

8:07 PM  
Blogger twzzlrgirl said...

Oh, I didn't see the bunnies -- the picture isn't coming out on my computer. My pc is seriously messed up.

Glad I'm included in the orgy.

8:12 PM  
Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

ninj- Where are you in the whole rabbit equation???

P.S. They fuck like bunnies.

9:13 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

he's still holding the head bunny captive, while signing the involuntary commitment papers and trying to get power of attorney.

crap. here comes the lotion again.

10:58 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Nice lotion comment EvilBunny!

Nice try CN. I hope tomorrow brings the funny. Trifold wallet style funny need not apply.

1:52 AM  
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