SPANK IT YOURSELF 9.13.06
Paris Hilton was quoted as saying, “Just because I’m trying to grow my virginity back by refraining from sex for the next year, doesn’t mean I can’t be a cock tease”……okay, I made that up. But I’m saying what she IS thinking. I know I am. Because I’m gifted that way. (TMZ)
Lindsay Lohan & that chewed up piece of gum she calls a vagina, forgot she was engaged. (IDLYITW).
If AA’s 12-step program doesn’t work, there is always good old-fashioned electricity. Kitty Dukakis is ALL better now. (Yeeah!)
Rumor has it Brit and K-Fed named their kid Sutton Pierce. I guess I put on this tube top for nothing. (perezhilton)
Anna Nicole's son's death is now considered 'suspicious'. Cornoner orders full investigation. Charges may be filed. (CNN)